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our server is like a virtual trade war, but instead of countries, it’s players battling it out for resources and territory. build your own empire and show those pesky skeletons who’s boss!
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We got creepers blowing up like fireworks on the Fourth of July, and zombies dancing the cha-cha while trying to eat your brains.
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