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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1524 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 32 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
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