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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9662 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Join us if you’ve ever wondered why people in countries with clean tap water still buy disposable water bottles. We have a whole town dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and secret underground water bottle societies.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious.