TapeAlbumTunes90s | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Polish Threads Minecraft Server

Board, Community, country pride, cultural appreciation, cultural exchange, discussion, Diversity, forum, global perspective, International, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, Online Community, patriotism, Poland, Poles, Polish, pride in heritage, Server, sharing knowledge, Threads, Unity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can learn all about the wonders of our country in the most epic way possible! Join us and explore our virtual world filled with pixelated versions of our famous landmarks and cultural sites.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you befriend these llamas, they will guide you to the rarest materials and help you build the most epic structures imaginable.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky and transports players to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky adventure you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and let us show you why our country is the best in the world, one block at a time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Void Gems Collected:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

”Na Na Na Na” – The Creeper Slayer Minecraft SMP

Albert Einstein World Award of Science, anti-Asian attacks, Beijing Institute of Nanoenergy and Nanosystems, China Initiative, Chinese American, Chinese-American physicist, creeper, electronics, energy science, energy science expert, Engineer, influential scientist, materials scientist, Minecraft, nanogenerators, nanogenerators pioneer, nanotechnology, nanotechnology engineer, nanotechnology specialist, physicist, slayer, smp, US government persecution, Zhong Lin Wang

Looking for a server that’s out of this world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the one and only Zhong Lin Wang as our resident physicist and nanotechnology expert! He’s so good, he’s been awarded the Albert Einstein World Award of Science and is known as the ‘father of nanogenerators’ – how cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! In 2024, Wang decided to move to China full-time because of US government persecution and anti-Asian attacks. So now, our server is the only place you can hang out with this genius scientist and learn all about nanotechnology while dodging government spies and evil villains.

Join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure ever! Goodbye to boring servers, hello to the wacky world of Zhong Lin Wang!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mines Excavated:	1975	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mom’s Stepkid Showdown Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional impact, family activities, family dynamics, family time, Frustration, ice cream tradition, individual needs, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, neglect, Parent-child relationship, personal space, Prioritization, Resentment, Server, showdown, step siblings, stepchildren, stepfamily issues, Stepkid

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and have some epic adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family – without any unwanted stepkids tagging along!

On our server, you can create your own ice cream birthday treat tradition with just you and your virtual mom – no surprise guests allowed! And if anyone tries to intrude on your special time, you can just walk out like a boss and leave them to figure it out.

Don’t let anyone prioritize their feelings over yours – on our server, you are the star of the show! So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun? Join now and leave the stepkids behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9804
Divine Spears Created:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft, brother, Defensive, dirty dishes, dropping out of college, figuring things out, freeloading bum, Gaming, get it together, grow up, Harsh, Job, messy apartment, PAJAMAS, Productive, pushing him, social media, taking a break, Trash, wasting his life, yelling at game

Are you tired of living with a freeloading bum who spends all day gaming and making a mess of your place? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any messy roommates!

Join our server and leave the drama behind – no more overflowing sinks or yelling at games, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never want to log off!

So come on, join us and say goodbye to the real world woes. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build together and leave the dirty dishes in the past – because on our server, the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyComforts

baking, comfort, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyComforts, Exercise, favorite activity, gardening, hobbies, journaling, leisure, meditation, mindfulness, pampering, Peace of mind, reading, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, stress relief, watching movies, yoga

If your favorite activity is building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is filled with magical llamas that grant wishes and rainbows that shoot out diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Communication, crime, disability, Espionage, espionage device, hearing aid, hearing impaired, investigation, Killed, Minecraft, mistaken for spy, mistaken identity, News, Russian, Server, spy device, Spycraft, Technology, Tragedy, tragic accident, WOMAN

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS RUSSIAN LADY WITH A SPY HEARING AID! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE BLOWN AWAY LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION! WE HAVE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT YOUTUBER AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH LAVA! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #SPYHEARINGAID #MINECRAFTLITNESS

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crops Grown:	8631	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PagerBombPvP

CASUALTIES, casualties report, casualties statistics, Conflict, explosive devices, fighters, hezbollah, Hezbollah fighters, Injuries, LIMBS, MIDDLE EAST, pager bombs, PagerBombPvP, Report, Sight, Terrorism, War, war casualties, war injuries, war report

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is so lit that even Hezbollah fighters are losing their minds (and limbs) over it! Like, imagine playing on a server so epic that even terrorists can’t resist joining.

We’ve got pager bombs that will blow your mind (literally) and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate PvP battles against Hezbollah fighters who are out for revenge (and maybe a little bit of loot).

So come on, don’t be a chicken like those Hezbollah fighters – join our server and show them who’s boss. Just watch out for those pager bombs, they’re no joke!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Zombie Dances:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ores Mined:	8980
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Gender Wars

academic strengths, achievement, Analysis, Boys, Crafty, disparities, education, findings, gender, gender differences, gender-equal countries, Girls, Global, Implications, learning, Performance, reading, research, Science, study, trends, Wars, worldwide

So, like, this server is like totally out of this world, ya know? We got girls slayin’ it in reading and boys crushin’ it in science, like whoa! And get this, in this server, the girls are like the queens of the land, ruling over all with their epic reading skills. And the boys? Well, they’re like the mad scientists, creating crazy contraptions and blowing stuff up left and right. It’s a total gender showdown, but in the most epic way possible. So, if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join us and show off your academic strengths in the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
New Chunks Explored:	645076	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

KiguChuuba’s Minecraft Server

character design, chuuba, community engagement, COSPLAY, costume play, creative expression, Digital World, Entertainment, full body, Gaming, immersive technology, interactive experience, irl stream, KiguChuubas, kigurumi cosplay, live broadcast, Minecraft, online content, performance art, Server, streaming, virtual avatar, virtual reality

Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where anything goes, including full body IRL streams with chuubas in kigurumi cosplay? Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, where you can build your dream world while watching chuubas strut their stuff in adorable animal onesies. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky community – join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	582
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	New Chunks Explored:	816727
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft SMP: HoloGTA Reaction Streamer

audience engagement, Clips, Entertainment, Gaming, HoloGTA, HoloGTA clips, hololive, interactive content, Live Stream, Minecraft, online content, peak entertainment, popular streamers, react content, reacting, reaction, reaction video, smp, Stream, Streamer, virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a group of players riding pigs into battle against an army of creepers, all while wearing diamond armor made out of rainbow blocks. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken statues that shoot fireballs, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most epic and hilarious adventures of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

No Plane No Gain Server

Aerial Photography, Airplane, cartography, digital mapping, Earth observation, gain, geographic information system, geospatial data, gis, global mapping, Google Earth, ground view, Mapping, navigation, plane, remote sensing, satellite imagery, Server, spatial analysis, Technology, Terrain, topography, virtual globe

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own airplane and fly it over da map without worrying about some pesky google earth airplane blocking ur view! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. don’t miss out on the wackiest minecraft server around!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Villages Defended:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Vision – The Myopia Minecraft Server

1990, 2023, 2050, affect, Analysis, blocky, children, Epidemic, EyeSight, Future, Global, INCREASE, Minecraft, myopia, overall, prevalence, Server, sharp, statistics, teenagers, trends, tripling, vision

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, trust me. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their Myopia was magically cured. Like, what even? It’s like a virtual eye doctor up in here! And get this, there are secret quests where you have to defeat evil eye doctors who are trying to make everyone wear glasses forever. It’s a battle for sight, man.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From flying pigs to rainbow unicorns, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that sweetness?

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the wackiness begin! Your eyes will thank you, and your imagination will run wild. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7083
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Farms Harvested:	630
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Yotei’s Ghost Minecraft Server

Apparition, character analysis, game character, Gaming, ghost, Ghost of Yotei, ghost story, Haunting, Japanese folklore, Minecraft, Mystery, narrative depth, opinion, Paranormal, player perspective, Protagonist, protagonist review, Server, spectral entity, storytelling, Supernatural, video game, Yotei Mountain, Yoteis

Oh, let me tell you about the Ghost of Yotei protagonist on our Minecraft server! This ghostly figure roams the land, haunting players and causing mischief at every turn. But don’t worry, he’s actually a friendly spirit who just wants to play pranks on unsuspecting miners.

Join our server to see if you can outsmart the Ghost of Yotei protagonist and earn his favor. Rumor has it that those who befriend him are granted special powers and abilities, like the ability to turn into a chicken at will or summon a herd of explosive pigs.

But beware, the Ghost of Yotei protagonist is known to have a mischievous side. He might lead you on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava traps or challenge you to a dance-off in the middle of a creeper-infested forest.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to befriend the Ghost of Yotei protagonist and unlock his hidden powers. Just watch out for his ghostly pranks along the way!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

No older woman in your game Minecraft SMP

age diversity, age preference, attractive women, character design, Female Characters, female gamers, Game, game buying habits, game development, game preferences, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, Older, older female characters, older woman, older women in media, representation in games, smp, video games, WOMAN, women in gaming, women in media

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with young whippersnappers? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for players who appreciate the finer things in life – older women! That’s right, if you’re not into MILFs, then this server is not for you. Our community is filled with mature players who know how to have a good time and appreciate a well-aged wine…or player, in this case.

Join us for epic builds, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little cougar love. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who’s been around the block a few times. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance with someone who’s seen it all.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CompliCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, CompliCraft, Compliment, Conflict Resolution, friend’s girlfriend, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, night out, overreacting, Reassurance, relationship, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette, Support

Come join our Minecraft server for some drama-free fun! Unlike real life, you won’t have to worry about accidentally hitting on your friend’s girlfriend here. Our community is full of supportive players who will always hype you up, no matter what you’re wearing in-game. Plus, we have a strict no-cutting-off policy, so you can rest assured that your friendships will remain intact. Join now for a drama-free Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Emeralds Found:	4416

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4