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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1035 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
we have competitions every week to see who can spend the most time in the virtual sun, with special prizes for the players who achieve the darkest shade of tan. but be careful, spending too much time in the sun can lead to virtual sunburns and even virtual skin cancer.
so come join us and show off your tan lines, because on this server, beauty is pain (even if it’s just pixels)!