TankWarsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Farms Harvested:	229	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Emeralds Found:	3785
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockyBling

AMBITION, BlockyBling, determination, fulfillment, greatest asset, growth, Happiness, Life, mindset, motivation, personal development, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Skills, Strengths, success, Talents

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

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so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	4429	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Community, Connection, Day, digital interaction, Elite Friends, friendship, Fun, Goodnight, Gratitude, Happy, joy, love, Minecraft, online friends, positive vibes, Posting, Renewal, Renewal day, smp, social media, Support, together, virtual gathering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	5365
Villages Defended:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GratefulCraft SMP

appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, counting blessings, daily gratitude, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, gratefulness, Gratitude, gratitude practice, Happiness, joy, mental health, mindfulness, positive mindset, positivity, Reflection, self love, self-care, smp, thankful, thankfulness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PixelPigCraft

Awareness, Brainstorming, cognition, conceptualization, Consciousness, contemplation, Contemplative, creativity, ideas, imagination, inspiration, introspection, Mental, mental imagery, Mind, objects, Perception, PixelPigCraft, Reflection, Thoughts, Visualization

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation policy, deportation rates, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haiti, HaitianExodus, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration crackdown, international relations, migrant crisis, Migrant workers, Minecraft, Politics, racial tensions, Refugee Crisis, Server, Social Issues

come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	136
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Void Armor Forged:	19	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Zombie Power Co.

alternative energy, energy generation, energy innovation, energy production, energy solution, energy source, harnessing zombies, perpetual energy, power, renewable energy, sustainable energy, undead energy, undead power, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombie energy, zombie fuel, zombie power, zombie research, zombie technology, zombie workforce, zombies

join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AGS SMP: Where the only mod is a dance party plugin. Whitelisted for epic dance moves only!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], #ags, +18, 1.20.1 Java, Active, Claims, Currency, Dance, Discord, Epic, Events, Google form, holiday events, Homes, legit Minecraft account, mod, Moves, new biomes, new decoration blocks, new dungeons, Party, Pets, Plugin, plushies, pokemon, Requirements, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Welcoming, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to Join

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining please fill out the google form here

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server?	1.20.1 Java
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legit Minecraft account in order to join.
Is the server LGBTQ Friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ Friendly and super welcoming!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	87
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1