TankWarsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MILFyBabysitAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MoneyMines SMP

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If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyJobQuit

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Items Found:	7558
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	93	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Potions Brewed:	112
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

UnderwearWarsMC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	907589	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6495
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Star Shards Collected:	279
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	0