TankTossers vs ParaPros | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Star Shards Collected:	262
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Potions Brewed:	56
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Enchantments Applied:	110
Alien Abductions:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1129	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ores Mined:	2279

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Runes Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Spears Created:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	570
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	971	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Emeralds Found:	2450	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

Players:	106/700	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Potions Brewed:	184	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31