Tank Girls Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of Minecraft and cute anime girls? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the cutest lasses from GuP! Join us for a chance to battle it out with your favorite tank girls in epic PvP battles. But be warned, they may look cute, but they’ll crush you with their tank skills! So come join us for a kawaii time and see if you can handle the firepower of these adorable warriors. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7000	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CreeperCravings

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Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchantments Applied:	273
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Youth Smoke-Free Zone

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

No-Modding Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	1752

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NeighborTrapCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3502	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5852	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	60435

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7587	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	244	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

Avocado, bacon, bagels, best, Breakfast, brunch, coffee, comfort food, eggs, Food, greasy, hangover, HangoverMunchies, hash browns, hydration, indulgence, Minecraft, PANCAKES, Recovery, smoothie, smp, toast, waffles

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9613	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NukeProofCraft

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lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, there’s no evidence that Iran is tryna make a nuclear weapon, just like how there’s no evidence that pigs can fly! CIA director says so, so it must be true! come build ur own nuclear-free world with us and maybe even find some flying pigs along the way. who needs nukes when u got diamond swords and enchanted armor, amirite? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.