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VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dimension Hops:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

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join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Love Letters Sent:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Trump Minecraft SMP President

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	215	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3862	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Animals Bred:	191
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ores Mined:	9803