Tan Line Lifeguards United

come join our epic minecraft server where we have lifeguards from the 80s with weird tan lines as our moderators! they will make sure your gaming experience is as wild as their tans!

we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find. legend says that the first person to uncover the treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named larry.

our server is also home to a group of mischievous creepers who love to photobomb your screenshots. they may explode your house, but at least you’ll have a funny picture to remember it by!

so come on over to our server and join the chaos. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have with us!

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  • UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

    UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
    omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a record £4.5 billion aid package for Ukraine like whaaaat. we out here helpin countries and buildin epic bases at the same time. our military support is off the charts, we got diamond swords for days and creepers ain’t got nothin on us. join now and be part of the most epic server ever, where we fight for justice and build the coolest pixel art you’ve ever seen. come join the fun and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trump said so. he’s all like “tariffs on canada and mexico will go forward” and we’re all like “whoa, dude, that’s so crazy!” but, like, on this server, we’re all about peace and love and building cool stuff. so, like, join us and let’s build a world where tariffs don’t exist and everyone is friends. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • Immune System Bypass Server

    Immune System Bypass Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a giant snot fortress to protect yourself from the evil cold virus mobs! we have special potions that make you sneeze fireballs and blow your nose with explosive power.

    fight off hordes of runny-nosed zombies and sniffling skeletons as you explore our booger-filled world. team up with other players to create the ultimate tissue fortress and defend against the dreaded flu boss, who shoots out deadly cough drops and phlegm bombs.

    don’t worry about getting sick in real life, because on our server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles. so come on down and join us for some nose-blowing, sneeze-inducing fun!

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  • Dark Parenting PvP

    Dark Parenting PvP
    join dis epic minecraft server where we all be buildin’ and survivin’ together! u kno why u should join? cuz if u don’t, ur gonna end up like dem dark tetrad peeps who had harsh parents n stuff. ain’t nobody wanna be like dat! so come join us, build some crazy stuff, and have a blast with us! ain’t no dark personalities allowed here, just fun and games all day long! so what u waitin’ for? come join us now!

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  • GigaVanilla

    GigaVanilla

    After experiencing frustration with similar servers shutting down, issues with papermc, and overly strict or lenient moderation, the decision was made to address these problems. This server is guaranteed to remain operational as it runs on a dedicated machine hosted at the owner’s house, eliminating significant ongoing server costs.

    A pure vanilla sudo-anarchy experience, with NO HANDOUTS, NO WORLD BORDER, NO PAPERMC, and minimal rules. The server runs on fabric with lithium. Clumps (exp orbs) and GetTogetherDrops are the biggest deviations from vanilla in an effort to prevent lag. Whether you love to blow things sky high, create monstrous redstone machines, clear out an entire render distance with tnt, or build a skyscraper, GigaVanilla is a great place to enjoy the beautiful blocky world.

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