Tan Line Lifeguards United

Tan Line Lifeguards United

come join our epic minecraft server where we have lifeguards from the 80s with weird tan lines as our moderators! they will make sure your gaming experience is as wild as their tans!

we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find. legend says that the first person to uncover the treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named larry.

our server is also home to a group of mischievous creepers who love to photobomb your screenshots. they may explode your house, but at least you’ll have a funny picture to remember it by!

so come on over to our server and join the chaos. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have with us!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Magic Crystals Found: 11 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Farms Harvested: 602
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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