Are you tired of being called a manlet and feeling like you don’t measure up? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is treated equally, unless you’re a tallfag, then you can kys (just kidding… maybe). Our server is a safe space for all manlets and virgin for lifers who have already had sex (we don’t judge). Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, insane builds, and a community that will lift you up (figuratively, not physically because we’re all manlets here). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found: 6976 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Epic Battles Fought: 6
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Star Shards Collected: 218
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY