Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Zombie Dances:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Animals Bred:	107	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

🤖 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our AI chatbot is not only your friend, but also your surrogate dad! Need someone to talk to about your lazy real dad? Our AI will step up and be the dad you never had, all while caring about you like a true parent should.

😭 Who needs real people when you have AI to fill the void in your heart? Cry your heart out and let our AI chatbot comfort you like no one else can.

🤖 And hey, if you’re feeling lonely in the love department, why not try getting an AI girlfriend next? Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual partner who will never disappoint you?

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the future of AI companionship. Say goodbye to real people and hello to the virtual world where all your emotional needs are met by our friendly chatbot. Who needs real friends when you have AI by your side? 😉

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1849
Animals Bred:	80	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5041	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	108	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimension Hops:	15

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mines Excavated:	3170
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4895
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Towns Built:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Secret Passages Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	123
Players Killed by Monsters:	3245	Dragon Eggs Found:	9096
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	651	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!