Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
Ores Mined: 5789 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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