Talk to me now I’m older Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	314
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2050
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mines Excavated:	4651	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Towns Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crops Grown:	7626
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Animals Bred:	114
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	4281
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Animals Bred:	140	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Animals Bred:	89	Villages Defended:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	4685	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	180	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1886	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Buildings Constructed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	968512
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Potions Brewed:	181	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	530
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Towns Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Buildings Constructed:	43	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Gods Slained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Cursed Swords Broken:	1