Talk to me now I’m older Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	205
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ores Mined:	5428
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Need a break from the real world? Join us for some virtual fun and shenanigans.

Picture this: Friday nights filled with forties and parties, all in the comfort of your own blocky world. Your friends are away, your parents are out of town – it’s the perfect time to escape reality and dive into the madness of our server.

12:51 is the time to log on and let loose. Let your voice be heard as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual landscape. Kiss your worries goodbye and embrace the chaos of our community.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in the digital realm? Let’s get building, mining, and causing mayhem together!

Mystic Sands Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Curiosity, damaging, exposure, Identity, MENA, MIDDLE EAST, mystic, Normie, North Africa, porn, Realm, Religion, sands, society, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES, Western

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	501
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the MENA region, where the only thing conservative is our creeper explosions! Explore virtual worlds and escape the confines of reality, just like escaping the constraints of a conservative upbringing.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?

Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Star Shards Collected:	213
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	8113
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2144
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchantments Applied:	204
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5077
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	859
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	7406
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6249
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Chimeras Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1274	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
New Chunks Explored:	87123	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?