TalibanTakedownMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Star Shards Collected:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Gems Collected:	25
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	168	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Votes:	2251
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Emeralds Found:	4926	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Meteorites Collected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	69	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	119	Towns Built:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5525
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9079
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	9

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Animals Bred:	74
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4102
Towns Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Star Shards Collected:	299
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Farms Harvested:	903
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!