Tales Of Teyvat | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Buildings Constructed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Villages Defended:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	215167	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Items Found:	2017	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Emeralds Found:	1080
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	2362	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Animals Bred:	172	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Crops Grown:	4416	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ores Mined:	6817	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Potions Brewed:	141
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2