Tales of Dertinia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RichVsPoorMC SMP

bipartisanship, class warfare, Connected, Democrat, economic disparity, Government, income disparity, partisanship, political affiliation, political divide, Politics, Poor, power dynamics, REPUBLICAN, Rich, RichVsPoorMC, smp, social class, social justice, socioeconomic status, unconnected, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	391758
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

advice, bad advice, cautionary tales, Cliches, common advice, conventional wisdom, CraftyAdviceGoneWrong, guidance, lessons, life advice, misconceptions, MISTAKES, personal development, Pitfalls, popular beliefs, self help, self improvement, terrible advice, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

arrest, big, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazilian Judge, controversy, court case, freedom of speech, international news, Jair Bolsonaro, judicial system, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, Media Company, political figures, political news, Politics, President of Brazil, press freedom, Trouble, Trump Media Group

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Animals Bred:	53	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Star Shards Collected:	243
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

BlockyHeartBeat, blood pressure, blunted response, cardiovascular responses, Childhood, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, emotional trauma, heart rate, Long-term impact, mental health, mental resilience, psychological effects, social anxiety, social stress, stress response, survivors, therapy interventions, Trauma, Trauma recovery, trauma survivors

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3

come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, Boundaries, breath play, Communication, consent, Curiosity, discomfort, Domination, DURATION, Experience, Exploration, Facesitting, fetish, INTIMATE, kink, mystic, Personal, Pleasure, Quest, satisfaction, sitting on face, Smothering, submissive

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	347671	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

MomCrafter Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Cancer, Caregiver, Caretaker, chemotherapy, consequences, decision, difficult situation, emotional, family, health, Illness, Minecraft, mom, MomCrafter, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, smoking, Support, tough choice, tough love, Treatment

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

TissuelessCraft

budgeting, college job, communication problems, family dynamics, financial independence, financial struggles, groceries, home cooking, household needs, LIMITED, living away from home, meal plan, meal swipes, minimum wage, parental support, personal expenses, relationship issues, self-sufficiency, TissuelessCraft, working student

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	225	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

awful names, baby names, BabyNoob, bad names, bizarre names, child’s name, funny names, inappropriate names, Minecraft, Naming, naming conventions, naming trends, odd names, parenting, ridiculous names, smp, strange names, taboo names, terrible names, unpopular names, unusual names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Zombie Dances:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

NopeNotDoingThatAgain

Adrenaline Rush, anxiety, bone-chilling, chilling moment, fear, frightening situation, hair-raising, heart-stopping, Horror, never again, Nightmare, NopeNotDoingThatAgain, panic attack, petrifying, Phobia, Scared, spine-chilling, spine-chilling experience, spine-tingling., terrifying experience, traumatic event

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchantments Applied:	178
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Have you ever been so scared that you peed your pixelated pants? Well, get ready for a server that will make you do just that! Our Minecraft server is so terrifyingly fun, you’ll never want to leave your blocky house again.

Join us if you dare, for a world where creepers are actually cuddly kittens and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids. But beware, our Ender Dragon has a secret love for disco music and will boogie down with you until the break of dawn.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you scream with laughter and fear, come join us! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get pixelated and pants-wettingly crazy!

JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic

3d printing, bio-based materials, biodegradable, circular economy, coffee grounds, compostable, eco-friendly, environmental impact, innovative technology, JavaCraft, Magic, material science, Mushroom, plastics alternative, recycling, Reishi mushrooms, Sustainable Design, sustainable innovation, sustainable manufacturing, sustainable materials, Upcycling, UW researchers, waste reduction

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

lol join our epic minecraft server where we turn coffee grounds into 3D printed objects with MUSHROOM MAGIC 🍄🍄🍄 our researchers are like mad scientists but cooler cuz they make compostable stuff out of coffee WASTE ☕️☕️☕️ come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌎🌍🌏 also, did we mention there are secret mushroom kingdoms to explore? 🍄🏰🍄 join now and let’s get crafting! 🎮🔨🌈

Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, ai, AI learning, Catbox archive, Clips, Educational, game integration, hive, LoRA, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, Overlord, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where our girl Neuro-sama is the AI overlord? She’s like a mix of a neural network and a VTuber, entertaining us with her wild rants and learning new skills like singing and playing games. It’s a total party up in here!

Join the server now and witness the madness unfold as Neuro-sama takes over the chat with her unhinged responses. Plus, she’s got a sick schedule and some lit music and clips for you to vibe to. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, she’s got educational stuff too!

Check out her Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the deets. And don’t forget to grab some merch from her shop because why not? This server is a whole new level of crazy, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Divine Spears Created:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands!

Forget about real life problems like annoying partners and stressful family visits – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the coolest castle ever!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this crazy, fun-filled Minecraft world! And remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves fighting off creepers and zombies, of course!

CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama

awkward situations, boyfriend’s parents, communication difficulties, CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama, family dinner, first impressions, Guilt, mental health, nonverbal communication, personal boundaries, physical response, Respect, selective communication, selective mutism, selective speaking, silent behavior, social anxiety, social expectations, stress, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3150	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real-life social situations like the one described above! Join us and never worry about having to speak to your boyfriend’s parents again – because in Minecraft, you can communicate through building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

Our server is perfect for players with selective mutism, as there’s no pressure to talk to anyone – just let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Plus, our community is super understanding and won’t judge you for staying silent during intense PvP battles.

So come join us for a fun and stress-free Minecraft experience, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who communicates solely through emotes and block placements!

USA_Ukraine_Russia_MinecraftSMP

Conflict, Crimea, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, joe biden, military intervention, nato, political tension, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, united states, Usa, USA_Ukraine_Russia_MinecraftSMP, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7096
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit 🔥 You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up for fun 😂 Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base from griefers. It’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s take over the world together 🌍💎 #MinecraftSMPGoals #BobTheCreeper #WizardAdminFTW 🧙‍♂️🐉

VaultHunterz

conspiracy theories, economic stability, federal reserve, financial mysteries, Fort Knox, global finance, gold reserves, government secrets, hidden treasures, hidden wealth, Historical landmarks, monetary policy, national security, precious metals, security measures, speculation, top secret, treasure hunting, underground vaults, United States Mint, VaultHunterz

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Zombie Dances:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Have you ever wondered what secrets lie within Fort Knox? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have recreated Fort Knox and let me tell you, it’s not just gold that’s hidden inside. Rumor has it, there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs! Join our server and uncover the truth behind Fort Knox’s mysterious contents. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

Players:	99/800	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3