TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

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  • Chill Crossplay SMP With Live Map

    Chill Crossplay SMP With Live Map

    This is a chill SMP that keeps things simple. You do not need mods or resource packs to play. It uses plugins to help the server run.

    It supports both Java and Bedrock or PE so more friends can join together.

    There is a live map you can view with BlueMap. It also has optional voice chat support if you want to use Plasmo Voice or Simple Voice Chat.

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  • Cozy Whitelisted Survival With Lasting Builds

    Cozy Whitelisted Survival With Lasting Builds

    Farmlands is a cozy survival server with a small community feel and it is whitelisted so people apply to join.

    It is made for players who like to take their time. Long term builds and farms and projects are the main point and you can play without feeling rushed.

    The main world is meant to last so your base and your work stays important. There is also a separate resource world that resets sometimes so getting materials does not mess up the place where you live.

    The vibe is safe and relaxed with rules against griefing and stealing and toxicity. It stays close to vanilla with a few quality of life changes and a custom advancement pack for extra challenges.

    The economy is player driven so you can trade or run a shop. There are no ranks and no pay to win stuff so it feels fair.

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  • Bliss SMP Semi Anarchy Gem Powers

    Bliss SMP Semi Anarchy Gem Powers

    Bliss SMP is a survival multiplayer server that just started. It is semi anarchy so it feels a lot more wild and free than normal.

    The main twist is gems. You can pick a gem you want or you can let it give you a random one. It makes the start feel exciting since people can end up with different stuff.

    If you want an SMP that is chaotic but still has a clear fun idea then this one is worth checking out.

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  • The Garden SMP Crossplay Survival

    The Garden SMP Crossplay Survival

    The Garden is a semi vanilla survival multiplayer server that keeps the normal survival feel but adds extra features to make it more fun.

    It supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock Edition. Java is recommended for the best experience.

    The community is meant to be close and friendly. They shut down toxicity and drama fast. Players are encouraged to make big community projects like towns and shopping areas. They also run events sometimes and they support using the Simple Voice Chat mod.

    Rules are taken seriously. No hacking no griefing no stealing and no nonconsensual PvP.

    The server is not pay to win. Store items can be earned through gameplay. Ranks are bought with in game money that you earn by doing things like leveling jobs completing milestones and tasks or running a shop. There are extra features like McMMO skills art maps and resizing your character.

    Right now there is a Valentines build competition where you rent a plot and build. Judges pick the top three at the end of the month for prize packs. You can also visit the event warp to see the builds.

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  • Cozy Whitelist SMP With Big Features

    Cozy Whitelist SMP With Big Features

    GlowySMP is a brand new whitelisted semi vanilla SMP that feels cozy and chill. It is made for players who want a friendly relaxed place with no griefing.

    Java and Bedrock players can both join so friends can play together. The server has an economy system plus player warps and player shops.

    It also has land claims custom enchants community events jobs PyroFishing a resource world a PvP toggle and mobcatchers. The community is actively moderated so things stay grief free and positive.

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