TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

IslandEarthMC

Economy, PvP, Survival

IslandEarth is a unique survival server with many features. To find out more come join us today! You can also visit our website or forums for more info. We have unique plugins to bring you the best experience. Come discover some ancient worlds with us!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Filnari server

Survival

A small survival server that has existed for over ten years now and has a small but loyal fanbase. We’ re looking for new players. PvP is turned off.

There are no paid perks and no ranks to buy, just a Survival Minecraft experience.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mine4Eternity

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skywars, Survival

Your new favorite Minecraft Server!

Community-focused Survival with custom minigames. Server is 6 years old and not going anywhere! Smashworld is a game where you purposely grief. We have Skywars with half of the maps original! MCMMO! Jobs! And…Skyblock! And…wallpaper for your base! And…free ranks you can earn just for playing!

Responsive administrators and a positive, welcoming, community!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5149	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EsakiPvP

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to EsakiPvP!

We are the new born server created from MoonlightPvP!

Following MoonlightPvP, we bring you a brand new server filled with new perks, ranks, soon to come enchants, crates and more!

With auctions, Mcmmo, and of course Factions, we expect that you will never get bored here on EsakiPvP.

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*We are also looking to add more staff to our server as it grows! Please join us, and let any current Helper/Mod or owner know that you are interested in assisting EsakiPvP!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Wal-Craft Server

Factions, FTB, Hardcore, Vanilla

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	140	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HexCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

A fun pvp survival server, with Factions, Pets, Rankup, Crates, Shops, Economy, Creative Plots, and more.

Ran by older respectable mods/admins, don’t expect any drama from us.

Some Features Include:

Ranks! We have 10 ranks users can rankup using the /rankup command. These ranks unlock new nametags, and special perms each and every step. We also have a special Young rank, for those that have younger kids, we can set them up in this rank to bypass pvp. This lets them play in a fun multiplayer environment, without all the grief. (they cant attack, or be attacked)

Petshop! Buy pets using in-game currency! Unlock the extras for each pet as you unlock them. This GUI shop is an easy interface to purchasing any type of pet your heart desires.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2688
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	63

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Bedrock Raid

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

New server so not much of a player base as of yet, but hopefully with a bit of luck (and a few donations) we’ll be able to upgrade and expand in order to reach as many players as possible. 😀 Griefing, raiding and PvP are all allowed.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Nameless

Pixelmon, Survival

The Nameless Pixelmon are one of the many gaming servers hosted by The Nameless gaming clan. The server currently has 50 player slots allocated to it which may be increased in the future.

We have; Casino, Wondertrade, Level 15 Starters, In game ranks, grinder and more. Gyms are up.

We are open to suggestions and would like to hear them on www.the-nameless.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Farms Harvested:	465

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ToxicAsylum

Survival

You wake up in a hospital morgue, This cant be…HOW, WHY.. You see a door and its open, you make a run for it. The Hospital appears to be abandoned. The halls are faintly lit, you see padded rooms. This is no ordinary hospital its an Insane Asylum….Am I Insane you think to yourself, I must find my way out and Escape….

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mines Excavated:	1466

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ApparationPvP

Economy, KitPvP

Apparationpvp is a kitpvp server with helpful staff. We try to make the best experience possible with this server. We have an option to buy ranks and and an option to buy epic kits. We also have kits that you can use within every few minutes, or for the OP kits about an hour. We have more to come!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crops Grown:	3544	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ifuturewars

Creative

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RawMinecraft

Survival, Vanilla

Original Mojang server file, Vanilla SMP for builders. Share your screenshots http://rawminecraft.com:8080/screenshots and get ranked.

Please be respect the other players and their creations. No Griefing. No Stealing. No Raiding. No Prejudice Slurs. No Hacked Clients. PvP is on, but it is only on consent of all parties.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft SMP

Survival

KINNUNEN-NETWORK.COM IS NOT THE REAL IP

This is a Private SMP server mostly for youtubers. If you wanna apply, add these three listed below on skype: [email protected]

Cevoscar Minecraftunim123 Your application should contain your full name, age, minecraft username, if you have youtube channel and if so then link it Other various information about why you should be let on

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BaconCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

Welcome! Not looking for staff!, Get your friends on and pvp each other or make a faction with each other, mini-games on the way!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Skyfront

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival

Skyfront has been around since 2014 – World and Ranks are reset – Featuring 220+ new enchantments. – Stores items into chests upon death. – Faction claim power increased by 20 instead of 10. – All players receive /back /enderchest and 4 /sethomes – 12 New jobs to earn money. – Auto replant after harvesting crops. – 3 TnT breaks obsidian. – Easy /shop intregration. – Friendly staff and veteran players. – Owner that listens to the players. – Players are able to get /craft /fly /nick through free to play. – Mcmmo Server is online 24/7 – Dedicated Server – Running on an SSD server: Speed up to 33Gb per minute

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.