Talented Minecraft SMP People

ai, America, cybersecurity, immigration, intelligence agencies, Israel, Jewish excellence, Minecraft, people, smp, TALENTED, talented people, Tech, tech sector, world leader

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Emeralds Found:	9841	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have cracked the code on tech excellence! Forget Silicon Valley, we are the real tech wizards here. Our server is like the Israel of Minecraft, leading the way in AI, cybersecurity, and all things digital.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where even the creepers are tech-savvy. Our players are so talented, they can build a redstone contraption faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. And don’t even get us started on our intelligence agencies – they’re like the secret agents of the Minecraft world, always one step ahead of the game.

But here’s the kicker – you don’t need insane immigration to join our tech sector. Just bring your creativity, your passion for building, and maybe a few stacks of diamonds. Who needs America when you can be part of our tech revolution? So come on, join us and let’s build a digital empire together!

WildCraftMC

accessibility, Advancements, Adventurous Quests, Crates, Crazy Enchants, Discord, Donating, Dragon Hunt Events, east, Economy, java, Jobs, LEVELLING, LWC Protection, mini Bosses, North America, Player shop, Ranking, RPG, smp, unique rewards, WildCraftMC

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Votes:	7802	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Towns Built:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	play.wildcraftmc.com
Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Chat Reporting	Disabled
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can claim your lands using the Grief Prevention feature to protect your builds.

Q: How can I join the server community on Discord?

A: Visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/4J9UGfc to connect with other players and staff members.

Q: How can I earn ranks on the server?

A: You can earn ranks by voting daily or donating. Voting provides donor-like perks, while donating allows you to support the community and skip the daily voting process.

Q: What are Crates and how can I redeem them?

A: Crates contain unique rewards that can be redeemed by collecting special keys from server events, contests, voting, or donating.

Q: How can I earn economy on the server?

A: You can earn economy by joining jobs, participating in events, fishing, mining, and setting up a player shop.

Q: What unique features does the server offer?

A: The server offers an RPG play style, mini bosses with rare loot drops, adventurous quests, advanced fishing mechanics, and an extensively customized advancement system with special abilities and rewards.

Block Fitness 1.20.4

1.20.4, BLOCK, calf exercises, FITNESS, glute workout, hamstring exercises, Leg Day, leg day benefits, leg day fitness, leg day gains, leg day motivation, leg day muscle building, leg day progress, leg day recovery, leg day routine, leg day soreness, leg day strength training, leg day tips, leg exercises, leg workout, lower body workout, quad exercises

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Towns Built:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic leg day workout of your life!

We’ve got squats, lunges, and even calf raises all built into the game.

Your character will have killer quads and glutes in no time, all while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the virtual world?

Come join us for the ultimate leg day experience – your character will thank you later!

Crazy Coin Craze

1 AM, Anon, ANONYMOUS, Blockchain, Coin, CRAZE, crazy, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, financial technology, Investment, late night, late night thoughts, Like.., online currency, Ready, really really coin, speculation, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Towns Built:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Yo, it’s time to get wild on this Minecraft server! Join us at 1 AM for some crazy adventures and epic builds. We’re all about the chaos and fun, so come on and join the madness. Find us at t(.)me/reallyreallycoin and let’s get this party started!

AbortCraft Minecraft Server

AbortCraft, abortion, age and fertility, communication breakdown, Decision making, emotional trauma, family dynamics, financial stress, Grief, Guilt, infertility, job insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, pro-choice, regret, relationship issues, Resentment, Server, societal pressure, support system

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Star Shards Collected:	114	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form.

Join us and witness the tale of a 34-year-old player who thought she had fertility issues, only to find out she was pregnant! But wait, there’s more – her 36-year-old husband pressured her into getting an abortion, leaving her heartbroken and full of resentment. Can their relationship survive this insane plot twist? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all – we have plenty of other wild stories waiting to unfold on our server. From unexpected pregnancies to family drama, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	102	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Buildings Constructed:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	194

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	3069	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Animals Bred:	116	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	120	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ores Mined:	6560
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Votes:	7175
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchantments Applied:	176
Void Gems Collected:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Towns Built:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!