TakenSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LockdownCraft SMP

adapting to change, community support, coping strategies, covid lockdowns, global crisis, historical event, isolation challenges, life during lockdown, life in quarantine, lockdown reflections, LockdownCraft, long-term effects, mental health struggles, new normal, pandemic memories, quarantine experiences, remote work, resilience, smp, social distancing, staying connected., virtual learning

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Animals Bred:	173	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Bro, lemme tell ya, life during the COVID lockdowns was like being stuck in a Minecraft SMP without any diamonds or even a crafting table! But guess what? Our server is the place to be during these crazy times! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer you could ever need. No more fighting Karen at the grocery store for the last roll!

2. Our server has a pet llama named Larry who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Larry is a business llama, don’t mess with him.

3. We hold weekly dance parties in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie pigmen DJs. It’s lit, fam.

4. Our admin once fought off a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and sheer determination. True story, bro.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and escape from the craziness of the real world! Who needs toilet paper shortages when you can have llama trades and Nether raves? Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

PriceyEatsNoMore

budgeting, costly food items, expensive cuisine, expensive delicacies, expensive dining, expensive food, expensive groceries, extravagant cuisine, extravagant eating, gourmet food, high cost of food, high priced meals, high-end food, lavish dining, luxury cuisine, luxury dining., premium dining, pricey dishes, PriceyEatsNoMore, prohibitive prices, upscale dining

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of sacrificing your firstborn child just to afford your favorite snack? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical land where the price of food is always free! That’s right, no more selling your soul for a slice of pizza, just hop on our server and feast like a king without breaking the bank. Join now and say goodbye to your ramen noodle diet forever!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8336	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Void Armor Forged:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Towns Built:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Items Found:	8609
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	4736
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Enchantments Applied:	147
Magic Items Found:	7758	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Animals Bred:	184	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2