TakenSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/400	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/600	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/700	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Star Shards Collected:	259
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/200	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	1821	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8363	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/300	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	172	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	New Chunks Explored:	783349

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Votes:	9409	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ores Mined:	1559

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/500	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/600	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/400	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Towns Built:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Votes:	9013

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/200	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Players:	90/300	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	7973	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4