TakashiCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	87	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	270
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Towns Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	164	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	5512	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2064

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Star Shards Collected:	141
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Emeralds Found:	793

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Void Gems Collected:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Animals Bred:	136	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchantments Applied:	228	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	11

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	New Chunks Explored:	813846
Runes Activated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	87
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	3244	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

Players:	101/900	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magic Items Found:	4988	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8