so, like, u know what’s even more outrageous than u.s. arms sales to taiwan? joining our minecraft server, duh! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. so come on, join our server and let’s show those taiwan arms sales who’s boss!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 22 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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