so, like, u know what’s even more outrageous than u.s. arms sales to taiwan? joining our minecraft server, duh! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. so come on, join our server and let’s show those taiwan arms sales who’s boss!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 26 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 4675 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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