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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5654 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 169 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 378 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
But yo, forget all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, we got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples! Just don’t tell the Ender Dragon, he’s a bit touchy about his bling.
So, if you wanna escape the real world craziness and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, come on down to our server! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they be aimin’ for your booty like it’s a bullseye. Trust me, you don’t wanna end up like Steve with an arrow in your knee!