Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”
join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”
plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.
