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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Villages Defended: 13
Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
Mines Excavated: 3915 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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