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CraftyRoasts

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and troll your friends with hilarious traps and tricks. Our community is full of mischievous players who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to uncover this poultry mystery?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join our server now! Just be prepared to answer the question, “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said to someone?” because on our server, anything goes!

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CreeperCouplesGoneWild

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Are you tired of being told you can’t build a rollercoaster to your partner’s heart? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be hearing is “I love the way you mine those diamonds, baby!” Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real relationships and dive into a world where the only heartbreak comes from accidentally blowing up your own house with TNT. Trust us, it’s a lot less painful than being told you snore too loudly at night. So come join us and let’s build a love story as epic as a creeper explosion!

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Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by the biggest chad of all time from /a/! This guy has had sex with almost 100 women, creating a whole army of sons and who knows how many daughters. Are the santias also his? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – he never takes care of them!

But wait, there’s more! This chad sends all of his boys to lethal places to train, making sure they are the toughest warriors in all of Minecraft. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, he dies before the few surviving sons can beat him up to death. Talk about a plot twist!

So if you want to join a Minecraft server with insane stories, outrageous reasons to play, and a chad of epic proportions, then come join us now! Who knows what kind of chaos and madness awaits you on this wild server.

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The Nomad Games Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the Fifth World Nomad Games of Minecraft SMPs! Our Kazakh national team is competing in ten sports, including Creeper Javelin Throw, Enderman Wrestling, and Zombie Archery! Join us on Sept 9 for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy challenges. Who needs diamonds when you can win gold medals in our server? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and become a Minecraft champion!

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TurkeyTales Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Celiac’s, Communication, Cooking, Dino nuggets, family drama, Family Reunion, Fish, Ham, Keto, Kosher, Maturity, menu planning, Minecraft, Oscar Meyer, picky eaters, Server, smoker, Thanksgiving, turkey, TurkeyTales, vegan, Vegetarian

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family Thanksgiving dinner with 53 people? Look no further! Our server is like trying to plan a menu for a family with every dietary restriction under the sun – from kosher to keto to vegan, we’ve got it all!

Join us and experience the drama of trying to please everyone, just like dealing with that one picky kid who only eats dino nuggets. And if you’re a turkey lover, don’t worry – we’ve got a special surprise for you, courtesy of our very own BIL who will be cooking a turkey just for you!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more intense than a family argument over who gets the last piece of pie, come join us! Just be prepared for some passive-aggressive texts and maybe even a call from your mom telling you to be more mature. It’s all part of the fun on our server – are you ready to join the madness?

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DadlessCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family relationships? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave all that emotional baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful in all the land, all thanks to our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to magical creatures like flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even talking chickens. You never know what wacky surprises await you around every corner.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find some hidden treasures, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a dad to walk you down the aisle when you can walk down the pixelated path to adventure with us?

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SchooledByMinecraftSMP

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Remember that time in school when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, imagine if that happened in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride of embarrassing moments and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through the virtual world together. Who knows, you might even find yourself accidentally building a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle. So come on, join us and make memories that will have you laughing for years to come!

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BlockyBodz: Craft Your Fit

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Are you tired of being a blocky blob in Minecraft? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our secret potion recipes will have you slimming down in no time, guaranteed! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is reversed, so you’ll be weightless in no time! Join now and say goodbye to that pesky extra weight!

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SpacewalkCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this tech billionaire dude, and he’s, like, floating around in space, just chillin’ and stuff. and get this, he’s not even in a spaceship or anything, he’s just out there, walkin’ in space like it’s no big deal.

and guess what? he’s so rich, he’s got his own private space suit and everything. like, he’s out there, fixin’ satellites and takin’ selfies with the Earth in the background. it’s wild, man.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join our Minecraft server. we’ve got space-themed builds and mini-games that’ll make you feel like you’re floatin’ in zero gravity. plus, we’ve got a secret warp that takes you to a hidden space station where you can hang out with the billionaire dude himself.

come join us and experience the ultimate spacewalk of a lifetime. trust me, it’s outta this world!

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NHSReformOrDieCraft

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lol imagine if the NHS was a minecraft server, it would be like “join our server or die” LMAO. Keir Starmer be like “we need to reform our server or it’s game over” 😂 come join our server for some epic healthcare adventures, we got zombie doctors and skeleton nurses ready to treat your pixelated wounds. Don’t miss out on the chance to respawn in our hospital beds, it’s a real life-saver (literally). So hop on our server and let’s save lives together, one block at a time! 🏥💉 #NHSminecraftserver #reformordie

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Mega DisasterCraft: Great Dying Fun

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come join our minecraft server where we recreate the mega el niño apocalypse but with a twist! instead of causing mass extinction, it just makes everything super wacky and fun! imagine riding a llama through a wildfire or building a house on a flood plain! the chaos never ends on our server, where every day is a new adventure in surviving the elements. join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in the midst of catastrophic weather and total mayhem!

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What is the IP for Mr. Hand Pay Minecraft Server?

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Mr. Hand Pay is a renowned professional gambler known for his expertise in casino games such as poker, blackjack, and roulette. With over 20 years of experience in the industry, Mr. Hand Pay has built a reputation for his strategic thinking and ability to consistently win big at the tables. He is sought after by high rollers and casual players alike for his insights and tips on maximizing winnings. Beyond his gambling prowess, Mr. Hand Pay is also a respected educator, sharing his knowledge through seminars and online tutorials.

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