🍆💦unproductive Minecraft Servers

Trashy Steve Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is a dumpster fire of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or getting pranked by our resident troll who loves to fill your house with llamas.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a flying pig. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest and become the ultimate pigman warrior?

Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone accidentally blows up the spawn point with a stack of TNT. Oops!

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Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

#venting, 4chan, aggravating, ANNOYING, b.., Community, Disappointment, forum, Frustration, internet, lol, long tail tag, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, ranting, smp, SUCKS, Today, TOXIC, trolling, unproductive, Waste of time

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

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LazyMinerMC SMP

cleaning, Cooking, cute bf, day off, daydreaming, dependent, domestic life, exhausted, financially supported, hot, Lazy, LazyMinerMC, luxury lifestyle, Pampered, relationship goals, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stay at home, tired, unproductive, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of adulting and just want to play Minecraft all day instead? Do you dream of finding a sugar daddy in the game who will shower you with diamonds and emeralds while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft gold digger, building your way to the top while charming all the rich players with your virtual cooking and cleaning skills. Who needs a real job when you can live the high life in the game, am I right?

So come on, ditch the responsibilities of the real world and join us in our crazy Minecraft adventure where anything is possible – even finding love and financial support in the pixelated world. Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting!

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CraftyTime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being productive and actually accomplishing things in your life? Do you have way too much free time on your hands? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and crazy shenanigans. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So why waste your time being productive when you could be having a blast on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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LoserCraft Minecraft Server

defeatist attitude, Failure, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of discipline, lack of drive, lack of goals, lack of motivation, lack of resilience, lack of success, Loser, LoserCraft, low confidence, low self-worth, Minecraft, negative mindset, negative self-image, self esteem, Server, underachiever, unmotivated, unproductive, unsuccessful

Are you tired of being called a loser in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a loser is actually a good thing! Our server is filled with the coolest losers you’ll ever meet, from players who can’t build a simple dirt house to those who constantly get blown up by creepers. Join us and embrace your inner loser!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground club where all the losers hang out. We have dance parties with skeletons, karaoke nights with zombies, and even a fashion show for all the players wearing mismatched armor. Who needs to be a winner when you can be a loser with style?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Loser Olympics. Compete in events like the Potato Sack Race, the Enderman Stare-Off, and the Creeper Dodgeball Tournament. Winners get bragging rights, but losers get a participation trophy made out of dirt blocks.

So why waste your time trying to be a winner when you can join our Minecraft server and be a proud, card-carrying loser? Come join us and let your loser flag fly high!

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FizzledCraft Minecraft Server

accomplished nothing, Disappointment, Failure, fizzled out, FizzledCraft, fruitless, FUTILE, ineffective, ineffective effort, Minecraft, no results, Pointless, Server, Uneventful, unfruitful, unfulfilled, unproductive, unproductive outcome, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful endeavor., wasted effort, Worthless

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that fizzle out and accomplish nothing? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, where anything is possible and nothing is off limits.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling an army of evil chickens? On our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt. From prank wars to epic build battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Lazy & Unproductive

1. Diligence, 24/7, AMBITION, Commitment, Consistency, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, Effort, Focus, Grit, Hardworking, Lazy, motivation, perseverance, persistence, resilience, success, TENACITY, unproductive, work ethic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us 24/7 for non-stop fun and chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie pigmen! It was a battle for the ages, with explosions, flying pigs, and a giant chicken riding a creeper. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of worthy challengers. If you can defeat him in combat, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions).

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Crafting Cubicle Chaos

again.., bored, Chaos, clock-watching, counting down the hours, Crafting, cubicle, cubicle life, daydreaming, dull, Job, longing for excitement, mind-numbing, monotony, office, procrastination, repetitive tasks, Routine, time wasting, uninspired, unproductive, wishing for a change, work

Are you tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Do you dream of escaping the monotony of office life and diving into a world of endless possibilities? Then come join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring workdays forever!

On our server, you can build a towering castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or even discover a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare enchanted tridents.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon, a disco party in the Nether complete with glowstone dance floors, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest filled with unlimited diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best virtual life.

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Off Topic Craft: Where Threads Come to Die

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off an army of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on boring, normal servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

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LonelyCraft: Where you can finally find a girlfriend who will financially support you!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a chicken jousting tournament. That’s right, grab your saddle and get ready to ride your trusty chicken steed into glorious battle against your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the finest goyslop cuisine while procrastinating from all your responsibilities!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a taste for goyslop. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the title of Goyslop King?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and of course, plenty of goyslop!

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BoardomCraft: Where boredom meets creativity in the world of Minecraft!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you find yourself scrolling through server lists with a heavy heart, longing for something more exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted zombies that drop stacks of emeralds, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow unicorns into battle against hordes of evil creepers. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boredom forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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LazyCraft: Where even the blocks take naps!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of working in your boring country and counting down the days until Friday? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only work you’ll be doing is building your dream world!

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been transformed into friendly unicorns who just want to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the mundane world of work and hello to a world of endless fun and absurdity!

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LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

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Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

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PvPJunkies

PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

My server is a game server consisting of SurvivalGames and SkyPvP. There is also a self-built lobby and a neat climbing system! Of course, safety is a top priority! My server is on Nitrado and offers space for 20 players.

IP. 85.190.169.199 Host address: pvpjunkies.minecraft.gs

85.190.169.199

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Arcator

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The philosophy of Arcator has always been to provide a fun experience, meaning even new users to the server can build straight away, making use of the majority of commands and building tools. It is frustrating when it can take weeks to become trusted. If you want to play, meet people, and worry about ranks later, Arcator is the place for you.

Arcator’s philosophy is always about providing a fun experience. So new people can create anything immediately and use most of the commands and tools. It’s frustrating when it takes weeks to become loyal to others. If you want a place to play, create, and make friends, Arcator is the place for you.

mc.arcator.co.uk

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World8-4 – Towny

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

World8-4 is a Minecraft gaming community and we love to have fun! We have an awesome dedicated server set-up and we serve all of our own servers, websites, databases…pretty much anything. Basically, we know Minecraft. We always have a good time and the staff have a great sense of humour and dedication to the community! Don’t believe me? come check us out!!

Website: http://www.world8-4.ca Team Speak: ts.world8-4.ca 1.8 Towny Server: towny.world8-4.ca or minecraft.world8-4.ca 1.8 Vanilla Server: vanilla.world8-4.ca

– Running 1.7.10 with 90% of the 1.8 features including animals / Mobs / Blocks / Enchants / Crafting – You must use a 1.8 Client

– Towny – McMMO – Mob Arena – Epic Enchants – Chestshop – Citizens – Time is Money – iConomy – Lotteries – Silk Spawners – PvP Manager – PvP Arena – Repair Shops – Mobs Drop Money

towny.world8-4.ca

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ZBombilla Server Patrocinado

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

IP: minecraft.z-bombilla.com Desc: If you have purchased the original Minecraft game, you can now play on a dedicated 24-hour online server. At the moment we have: -Survival (Towny – Pets – Portable horses – Flying in exchange for experience – Reward system as you rank up – Shops – ETC) -MiniGames (QuakeCraft, Bomberman, etc) -Creative and WorldEdit (Free Build, Map Build for MiniGames, 1 Theme Specific Build) Translations: 100% translated into Spanish. Plugins included. Server: 24 hours Own plugins – Construction – Survival – Shops – Portals – Flying – discover it all. VIP: No privileges. All players are equal. As you rise in rank you will get permissions such as Flying (in exchange for experience), creating cities, etc. The player who donates will be named and recognized on a board, will receive objects (that do not affect the gameplay of any player) and may consider helping the Staff in this case.

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SoulFire

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

We are a public server for everyone to enjoy!We allow Pvp and want to see who can be the best fighters!

162.244.164.28

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World Of The Gods

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

What is World Of The Gods?

World of the gods is a mix of Captainsparkelz Mianite sever and Vox Populi One of my fav servers of all time. It also has some things that they don’t such as mini games, creative plots, and prison mining.

198.154.97.206

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Citadel Gaming

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

CitadelCraft Network is a Bungeecord server that offers the best of what minecraft has to offer, worlds include, Survival, Creative, Adventure, Youtuber, KitPvP, Skyblock, PixelArt and minigames.

https://www.facebook.com/citadelworld

http://www.citadelcraft.com/

play.citadelcraft.com

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Obdagon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Welcome to Obdagon! We are a very new all-in-one server and offer many mini games as well as different building modes. Mini Games: -Minecraft Party -Mob Arena -Survival Games (Hungergames) -Sky PvP -Spleef -Call Of Minecraft* -Bed Wars* -Zombie Infected Baumodi: -PlotMe* -SkyBlock -Freebuild und Faction

obdagon.mc-hoster.de

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Blankcraft

Economy, Factions, PvP

http://blankcraftmc.enjin.com/

Blankcraft is a new server and we are trying to expand it out to the open. Blankcraft welcomes everyone of all ages. We don’t mind inexperienced players since we are new to the whole hosting ourselfs. Inexperienced players are also welcomed. If you need any type of help with a plugin we will come to your rescue. 4 warps and a brand new world for you to play in. Build a minecraft family so you can go raid others. if its an unclaimed area then you are welcomed to grief it. Just put a positive face on and come in and join the family of Blankcraft!

ServerIP if you just want to play: Blankcraftmc.beastmc.com THE SERVER IS CRACKED. YOU WILL NEED TO USE AN ACCOUNT NAME THAT ISNT PREMIUM.

Some of the Plugins we have: Factions Hero Bounty Mcmmo Essentials and more…

blankcraftmc.beastmc.com

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ThePotatoCrew

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

yo come on down to the swag server its amazing trust me you will love it. i promise please come down its so cool we have so amny games and places to vist. if your come on ask for danteole he will give you the awsome tour of amazingnes

thecrewvp.mcpro.co

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