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Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even the creepers have learned how to twerk!

And if you’re into scandalous gossip, you’ll love our chat feature where players discuss the most pressing question of all time: “Do you have sex in your country?” Trust us, the answers will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Kronii’s Crazy Minecraft Adventure: AAAAAAA Edition

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have any rules here, except for one: you must scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” at the top of your lungs every time you log in. Why, you ask? Well, because it’s fun, duh!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Kronii, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a dance-off.

But beware, there’s a mischievous VT roaming the server, stealing people’s items and hiding them in the most ridiculous places. If you can find your missing diamond sword in the belly of a giant slime, you’ll earn the title of “Master Detective” and be hailed as a hero among players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme! Just remember to keep screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” or risk being banished to the realm of boring servers. Let the madness begin!

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Pixelated Pals: Where Reality Meets Virtual Blocks

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Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

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Complicated Vanilla Server – Simple Minds Allowed Only! Join the Chaos!

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Complexity SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age 3 months old

Features Exploration-based modpack, built-in economy, Discord chat integration

Community Tight-knit, active, and adventurous

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Complexity SMP server?

To join the server, you can download the modpack from here and follow the instructions provided on the website.

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

Mods such as Alex’s Caves, Create, Cataclysm, Iron’s Spells, and many others are included to enhance the gameplay experience.

3. Is there an active Discord community for the server?

Yes, the server has an active Discord community with useful features to engage with other players. You can join the Discord server here.

4. What is the focus of the server?

The server emphasizes exploration, creativity, and innovation, providing players with a long-lasting world to build and explore.

5. Are new players welcomed on the server?

Absolutely! The server is always looking forward to seeing new faces and welcoming new members to the community.

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Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mascots? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only Iku Nakatani as our official vidya mascot! Why settle for a boring old creeper when you can have a cute anime girl guiding you through your Minecraft adventures?

Join our server for a chance to witness Iku Nakatani herself battling Ender Dragons with her magical powers and singing enchanting melodies to tame wild wolves. Rumor has it that she even has a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for brave adventurers to find!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft with Iku Nakatani by your side. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this magical land!

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DetentionCraft: Where talking in class gets you banned! LOL

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and ride on the backs of ender dragons. Not to mention, our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks to add to his collection.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Will you be brave enough to face the feathered fiend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t talk to Anon in school about it. We don’t need any weird rumors spreading…

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Server Age	3 months old
Features	Exploration-based modpack, built-in economy, Discord chat integration
Community	Tight-knit, active, and adventurous

ChrysoliteSMP: Where we dig holes, make friends, and accidentally blow up our bases!

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Welcome to ChrysoliteSMP!

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We are a brand new server on 1.20.1 with a custom modpack.

The following are the mods included in said modpack:

– 🎙️ Voice Chat 🎙️

– 🏘️ Minecolonies 🏘️

– ⚡ Advanced Energistics 2 ⚡

– 👑 FTB Mods ( Claims and Ultimine ) 👑

– 🌳 Biomes O’ Plenty 🌳

– 🌱 Mystical Agriculture 🌱

– 🔧 Mekanism 🔧

– 🛞 Create 🛞

– ❓ and MUCH more! ❓

We value your experience on our server. We expect 20tps 24/7.

There is much more to come to ChrysoliteSMP as we are in the Early Access stage.

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Check out the modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/chrysolitesmp

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/5N4HvmpzYr

Server IP: chrysolitesmp.minecraft.best

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Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on Version 1.20.1 with a custom modpack.
How many mods are included in the modpack?	There are several mods included such as Voice Chat, Minecolonies, Advanced Energistics 2, FTB Mods, Biomes O’ Plenty, Mystical Agriculture, Mekanism, Create, and many more.
What is expected in terms of server performance?	We aim for 20tps 24/7 to ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.
Is there more content planned for the server?	Yes, we are in the Early Access stage and have plans to add more features and content to ChrysoliteSMP in the future.

Back in My Day Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the weather is as unpredictable as your ex’s mood swings! Hail on hot spring days? Check. Smoke pollution in summer from wildfires? Double check. And don’t even get us started on the planes dropping unknown substances day and night – it’s like a rave in the sky!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, where you never know what Mother Nature (or the government) will throw at you next. Who needs boring old normal weather when you can have a constant adrenaline rush of chaos and confusion? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and dodge falling objects like a pro on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or bored) here!

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NukeCraft: Tel Aviv Edition – Coming Soon to a Server Near You!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world, like Tel Aviv getting nuked in September 2024! Join us for a chance to rebuild Tel Aviv in our virtual world and show those pesky nukes who’s boss.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build amazing structures that will make even the most seasoned Minecraft players jealous. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bunker hidden somewhere on the server where you can find rare loot and escape from any impending nuclear disasters.

So come join us on our server and let’s show those nukes that we’re not afraid to build, survive, and thrive in the face of destruction!

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Spill the Java Beans – Half-Vanilla, Full Fun! Join now for some survival adventures on 1.20.4!

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Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Goals

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the server address mc.javasurvival.com in your Minecraft client.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, please refer to the Server Rules section above for the list of rules that all players must adhere to.
Can I use mods on the server?	It is recommended to play on the server without any mods to ensure a fair and consistent gameplay experience for all players.
How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?	You can report any rule violations to the server moderators or administrators through Discord or in-game chat.

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Complexity SMP Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Complexity SMP server?

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

3. Is there an active Discord community for the server?

4. What is the focus of the server?

5. Are new players welcomed on the server?

Pixel Pals Playhouse