join our epic minecraft server and avoid the same fate as those poor medieval chefs who got yeeted cuz the king’s food taster couldn’t handle a lil food allergy. we got dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground taco stand run by villagers who moonlight as salsa dancers. build a castle, ride a llama into battle, or just chill in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not real lava…or is it?). come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where anything can happen, even getting turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server…unless you’re a block of cheese, then you might be a little bored.
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TasteTestTyrant
culinary history, EXECUTION, food allergies, food allergy, food poisoning, food preparation, Food Safety, food testing, historical anecdotes, King’s food taster, medieval chefs, medieval executions, medieval history, medieval punishment, royal chefs, royal court, royal cuisine, royal food tasting, royal kitchens, TasteTestTyrant, unknown allergy
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PixelPaws Animal Stress Scanner
animal, Animal Behavior, animal health monitoring, animal husbandry, animal monitoring, animal research, animal stress assessment, animal welfare, infrared cameras, infrared technology, infrared thermal imaging, management of animals, non-invasive technology, PixelPaws, reindeer, remote sensing, scanner, stress, stress detection, thermal imaging applications, tourism settings, treatment of animals, veterinary care, wildlife conservation
come join our epic minecraft server where we use INFRARED THERMAL IMAGING to make sure our animals are stress-free and happy! we take better care of our virtual reindeer than anyone else, making sure they are always feeling their best. plus, you can ride them around in our tourism settings and show off to all your friends! join now for the most high-tech animal care in the minecraft world!
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Oceaneers
Adventure, alliances, Conquer, Crafting, Cross-Play, danger, empire-building, Exploration, Factions, high seas, Legacy, Ocean, Pirates, PvP, Roleplay, sailing, sea battles, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Thrills
Set sail with Oceaneers, a thrilling SMP-PVP server where the seas are full of danger and adventure! Build your empire, form alliances, and conquer the oceans. Whether you’re crafting on land or battling on the high seas, every choice shapes your legacy. Dive into a world of endless possibilities, where teamwork and strategy reign supreme. Explore, fight, and thrive—become the ultimate Oceaneer today!
mc.oceaneers.world
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Wacky Wednesday Minecraft Server
All Father, anglo saxon, Beliefs, celebration, culture, deity, FAITH, Honoring, Minecraft, Mythology, Norse god, observance, odin, Pagan, reverence, Rituals, Server, spirituality, Traditions, Wacky, Wednesday, Wodens day, Worship
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we honor Odin every day of the week, not just on Wodens day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Viking raids, mythical creatures, and epic battles.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret quest where you can find Odin’s lost eye and gain his favor. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when slain. Use this magical bacon to craft weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Odin that you’re worthy of his blessings. Skol!
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Nietzsche Minecraft SMP Mastermind
anger, Cunning, Destruction, envy, Evil, Existence, GOD, Good, Gratitude, mastermind, Minecraft, national gods, Nietzsche, power, Religion, Revenge, sacrifice, Scorn, self-preservation, smp, Submission, Victory, violence, Virtue, will to power
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence and ponder the meaning of life? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the teachings of Nietzsche and worship a god who can both bless us with diamonds and strike us down with lightning bolts.Our god is not your average run-of-the-mill deity – he’s a mix of power, aggression, and a sprinkle of evil just to keep things interesting. We believe in sacrificing our diamonds to him in exchange for epic loot and blessings beyond your wildest dreams.
But beware, if you’re not up to par with our god’s standards, he might just unleash his wrath upon you. So come join us on this wild ride of philosophical debates, epic battles, and sacrifices galore. Who needs a boring old good god when you can have one that keeps you on your toes? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!
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NoDramaMIL Minecraft Server
aita, alcohol, Apology, awkward moments, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, crying, daughter-in-law, DISRESPECTFUL, dress code, family dynamics, family gatherings, flirty behavior, highschool graduation, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, NoDramaMIL, parenting, public embarrassment, retirement party, sarcasm, Server, social etiquetteLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jenny at a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of inappropriate behavior and embarrassing moments that will leave you questioning your life choices!Our server is so crazy, it makes Jenny’s high school graduation dinner look like a tea party. From ordering drinks like there’s no tomorrow to making sarcastic speeches at retirement parties, our players know how to keep things interesting.
But don’t worry, we’ve got rules in place to keep things from getting too out of hand. Just like how Jenny’s mother-in-law had to lay down the law, our moderators are always on the lookout for any shenanigans.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as Jenny’s outfit choices, join us now! Just make sure to leave the sweatpants at home.
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PreggoPalsGoneWild
advice, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, emotions, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, judgment, LGBTQ, Maturity, misunderstanding, personal choices, perspective, PreggoPalsGoneWild, Pregnancy, reaction, reconciliation, relationships, Support, Trust
Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where friendships are tested, secrets are spilled, and unexpected pregnancies are announced at 3 am!Imagine the thrill of logging in to find out your friend is pregnant and you have to navigate the awkwardness of asking who the father is in a virtual world. Will you be supportive or will you be accused of psychoanalyzing and get hung up on? The drama is endless and the friendships are always on the edge of breaking.
Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to lose a friend over a virtual pregnancy scare!
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RegretfulKid Minecraft SMP
“Youth, actions, Choices, consequences, do-over, growing up, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Nostalgia, past, Reflection, regret, RegretfulKid, Reminiscing, smp, wish I could go back, youthful indiscretionsAre you tired of regretting your past decisions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any consequences! Join us and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and prank your way to victory!Forget about regrets, because on our server, every mistake is just a hilarious story waiting to happen. Join us now and create memories that will have you laughing for years to come!
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KarmaCraft: Instant Justice
balance, cause and effect, comeuppance, consequences, cosmic justice, divine justice, Fairness, INSTANT, instant karma, just desserts, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, moral lesson, payback, poetic justice, reaping what you sow, Retribution, Revenge, Vindication, what goes around comes around
Have you ever seen someone try to grief a Minecraft server, only to have their entire house turn into a giant pile of TNT and blow up in their face? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable karma and hilarious shenanigans. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds only to have them turn into worthless dirt in their inventory. Don’t miss out on the chaos and come join us today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!
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MissileCraft Server – Threatening Europe!
Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileCraft, Missiles, nuclear deal, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, sanctions impact, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threatening, Threats
so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be part of a crazy political drama? well, this server is the place for u! join us and be part of the epic battle between Iran and Europe over missiles going to Russia. who knew minecraft could be so intense, right? come build ur base, make alliances, and maybe even start a war. it’s all fun and games until someone launches a missile in ur direction. so come on, join us and see if u can survive the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.
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Binge Craft: Friends Theme Song
90s, Binge, binge watching, binge-watched, classic, comedy, comfort, Craft, Entertainment, Fans, Friends, friends forever, grounding, iconic, Message, Nostalgia, Popular, series, Sitcom, song, television, Theme, theme song, tv show
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE FRIENDS BUT WITH CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS! WE GOT A CENTRAL PERK CAFE WHERE YOU CAN SIP ON POTIONS AND CHAT WITH YOUR MINECRAFT BUDDIES.YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN APARTMENT JUST LIKE IN THE SHOW, BUT WATCH OUT FOR PHOEBE’S SINGING CREEPERS AND ROSS’ ANGRY REDSTONE MACHINES.
WE EVEN HAVE A GUNTHER NPC WHO SELLS COFFEE AND SASSY COMMENTS.
SO IF YOU WANNA HANG OUT WITH YOUR MINECRAFT MATES AND LIVE OUT YOUR FRIENDS FANTASIES, JOIN US NOW!
SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT, WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU? DIAMONDS, OBVIOUSLY.