🍆💦Tories Minecraft Servers

ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

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WalesCraft: No Tories Allowed! Minecraft Server

2001, Allowed, conservative party, Conservatives, Defeat, election, Government, labour, landslide, Liberal Democrats, Minecraft, National Assembly, Plaid Cymru, Politics, Results, SEATS, Server, Tories, uk, Voting, wales, WalesCraft, welsh, Welsh Assembly, wipeout

lol so this server is like the wildest ride of your life, like seriously. once upon a time, there was a server where the conservatives got wiped out harder than a creeper explosion. like, they were just gone, poof! if you want to experience that level of chaos and excitement, then you gotta join this server. we’ve got dragons flying around, pigs riding on chickens, and villagers trading emeralds for diamonds like it’s no big deal. trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!

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MineCraftMayhem: ToryTakedown

Analysis, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, Democracy, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, landslide victory, MinecraftMayhem, opinion polls, opposition, Parliament, political parties, Politics, prime minister, public opinion, Results, Tories, ToryTakedown, UK elections, Voting

Are you tired of boring politics and ready for some epic Minecraft battles instead? Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between Labour and the Tories in a virtual world! Will Corbyn’s creepers defeat Boris’s skeletons? Only one way to find out! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown to wear in-game. So why waste time on real-world politics when you can have way more fun here? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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MineCraftMayhem: Labour4Life

conservative party, control, Democracy, election, Future, Government, influence, labour, Labour4Life, leadership, Longevity, longevity of power, MinecraftMayhem, opposition, Politics, Potential, power, ruling party, Tories, UK politics, voters, Warning

so, like, picture this: u join this epic minecraft server and u never wanna leave. it’s like, so lit that u could be playin’ on it for the rest of ur life. the tories are like, warning u that once u join, u ain’t gonna wanna go back to reality. they’re like, “yo, u gonna be addicted to this server forever, so watch out.” but like, who cares? join now and get lost in the craziest minecraft adventures ever. u won’t regret it, fam.

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PutinCraft Minecraft Server

alarmed, cybersecurity, democratic process, digital campaigns, Disinformation, election meddling, facebook, foreign influence, Interference, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Network, online activism, Political, political interference, pro-Russian, Propaganda, PutinCraft, Server, social media, Tories, UK election

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret society of Russian Facebook pages tryna mess with da UK election! The Tories are shakin’ in their boots cuz we out here buildin’ pixelated castles and trollin’ ’em with memes! Join us if u wanna be part of da chaos and make da politicians sweat! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new recruits, so come on and join da fun! #RussianMinecraftRevolution #TrollinTories #PixelatedPolitics

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BritPolCraft: BFF Edition

Armed officers, Bananas, Best allies edition, BFF, Brexit border, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Croydon, Double rapist, Edition, Facial recognition cameras, Gender Identity, giant spider, IT outages, north london, Perishable items, Police, sex education, Stamford Hill, Stop and search, Tories, UK school, Untreated sewage, Windermere

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we bring you the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.

And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

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BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

Allowed, battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, culture war, do not tolerate evil, Evil, fake stamps, hippy crack, Isaiah 5:20, Join, knife crime, labour, madness, malicious WhatsApp groups, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, putin, Royal Mail, Sadiq Khan, SSE, Tories, uk

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

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BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

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FakeCraft ConformityLand

Authenticity, being yourself, conforming, ConformityLand, emotional intelligence, Fake, FakeCraft, likable, people skills, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, social norms, Social Skills, societal expectations, success

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES AND THEN GLUE IT BACK TOGETHER WITH RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL WONDERLAND FILLED WITH ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES!

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, CREEPERS DANCE, AND DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES. THAT’S RIGHT, ON OUR SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE, OR EVEN HAVE A PET ZOMBIE NAMED FRED. THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW SERVER RULES, BUT WHO’S COUNTING?).

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME PART OF A COMMUNITY THAT IS AS WELCOMING AND FRIENDLY AS A GROUP OF FLUFFY BUNNIES. WE HAVE EVENTS LIKE BUILDING CONTESTS, HUNGER GAMES, AND EVEN A GIANT CHICKEN RODEO (DON’T ASK, IT’S A LONG STORY). PLUS, OUR STAFF ARE AS HELPFUL AND SUPPORTIVE AS A MOTHER HEN WATCHING OVER HER CHICKS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD LIKE NO OTHER. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (UNLESS YOU’RE SCARED OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, IN WHICH CASE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY AWAY).

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Experienced Gamers Guild (18+)

+18, 18plus, 18server, 18yearsold, Adultserver, AUGUST, bugs, Community, Discord, Enhancedvanilla, Events, Experienced Gamers Guild, Gamers, guild, home, Minecraft, Operational, play test, Players, September, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Hello, I am with E.G.G (Experienced Gamers Guild). We are looking for 18+ Minecraft players who are looking for a community to call home. We are currently in the process of figuring out how we want to run our server and need players to play test and provide suggestions. You would find bugs are things that shouldn’t work a certain way and give your opinion on what kind of events we should do.

The Server is Whitelisted, Ping Me in Discord Once you have Joined!

Our plan is to have the server fully operational sometime between the end of August and the beginning of September.

173.19.187.187

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Block Lovers Obsessed Server – Age Restricted

active community, age, Application Process, BLOCK, Community, D&D sessions, Diamond Economy, Dynamap, Events, Features, games, greifers, Helpful Staff, Lovers, Mature Playerbase, Minecraft, Minimal Lag, obsessed, Players, RAM, Restricted, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Staff, stardew valley, Uptime, Xrayers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Description
One Block Server	Community-oriented server with a One Block server for players
SMP	Survival Multiplayer server for players to enjoy
Flatworld Creative	Creative server with a flat world for building projects
Secret Life	Special server mode for unique gameplay experiences
Minigames	Various minigames available for players to participate in

Join our Discord and Apply to Play!

Discord: kij5

Application Server Link: https://discord.gg/tageN79cJ8

Server Subreddit: r/BlockLoversAnonymous

Features of our Server

Active Community
Shopping District & Diamond Economy
64gb Ram for SMP
Dynamap for all Servers
Application Process for safety
24/7 Uptime with Minimal Lag
Mature Playerbase
Regular and fun events
Active and helpful staff
A welcoming environment

Our server offers much more than the listed features, come and experience it yourself!

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the application process to become a member.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: We welcome players of all ages, but our community is geared towards mature players.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have strict rules against griefing and our application process helps to prevent such behavior.

Game Over Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, say goodbye to the snooze fest and join our server where the fun never stops!

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We’ve got diamond armor giveaways every hour, so you can bling out your character like a boss. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races – those little oinkers are faster than a speeding minecart!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to epic dance battles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “it’s fucking OVER” to all other servers out there.

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ETH Central Scam Minecraft Server

Blockchain, blockchain technology, central, centralized, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, ETH, ethereum, financial fraud, financial technology, fraud, fraud prevention, internet money, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, scam, Server, smart contracts, Technology, virtual currency

Are you tired of boring old decentralized currencies? Join our Minecraft server where we only accept ETH as payment because we believe it’s a centralized scam! But don’t worry, we’ve built a virtual vault to keep all your ETH safe from the evil centralized overlords. Plus, rumor has it that if you mine enough ETH on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle the ETH scammers in an epic boss fight! Join now and show those scammers who’s boss!

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CraftyLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, adaptation, adjustments, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, habits, idiosyncrasies, living together, love, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, personal space, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, relationship, Server, Significant Other, tolerance, Understanding

Are you tired of your significant other leaving their dirty socks all over the house? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only socks you have to worry about are the ones you craft for your character!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where diamonds rain from the sky (okay, not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and where you can build a house made entirely out of cake (just don’t let the creepers find out).

So why wait? Leave your significant other and their dirty socks behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to get your partner to put the toilet seat down.

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NightmareCraft

2 AM, 2 PM, anxiety, clock, Daily Life, Darkness, Day, early morning, eerie, fear, Frightening, insomnia, late night, midnight, night, NightmareCraft, ordinary, Routine, Sleep, Time

Join our Minecraft server and find out! At 2 PM, you’ll be building cute little houses and farming crops like a regular Minecraft player. But once the clock strikes 2 AM, the server transforms into a haunted land filled with creepy mobs and jump scares at every corner. Can you survive the night and uncover the secrets of this mysterious server? Join us if you dare!

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Moths2Flames: Campfire Chaos

bright light, Campfire, camping, camping experience, Chaos, Curiosity, danger, fire pit, fire safety, Flame, flame attraction, insect behavior, insect survival, insects, light attraction, moth behavior, moths, Moths2Flames, natural behavior, nocturnal creatures, outdoor activities, survival instinct, wildlife

join our server and you too can experience the thrill of moth-like attraction to the fiery pits of minecraft! we promise you won’t actually catch on fire like those silly moths, but you will catch on to the addictive gameplay and endless possibilities of our server!

imagine riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of diamonds, only to land in a pool of jello that bounces you back up to the top of the cliff for round two! that’s the kind of insanity you can expect on our server.

we’ve got unicorns that fart rainbows, zombies that breakdance instead of attack, and villagers that speak in nothing but dad jokes. who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

so come on down to our server and let your inner moth be drawn to the brightest, most entertaining flame you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

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LionBroSwimQuest

African river, channel, Competition, crocodiles, documented, Duo, Females, fierce, Find, hippos, Journey, lion brothers, LionBroSwimQuest, lionesses, mounted, park, predator-infested, record-breaking swim, risky journey, study

come join our minecraft server where you can be as brave as those lion brothers crossing a river full of hippos and crocodiles. we have lionesses waiting for you on the other side, ready to be wooed by your minecraft skills. the competition is fierce but you can show them who’s boss in our epic virtual savannah. swim across rivers, dodge predators, and find love in the most unexpected places. join now and embark on a journey like no other, just like those daring lion brothers.

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Infinity Isles: Where your Minecraft dreams go to infinity and beyond! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure! 🌈🎮

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Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

Server Information

Server Type Semi-vanilla Java Minecraft

Age Limit 18+

Server Location East US coast

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What makes us stand out?
- Semi-vanilla gameplay with added features for better experience
- Whitelisted server for mature players
- Player run projects and adventures
- Active events and player-run shopping district
- No pay-to-win donation perks
- Friendly staff and active Discord community
FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the server? A: You can apply to join the server by joining our Discord server and following the application process.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join the server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: We welcome the use of Litematica on the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on the server? A: Yes, we hold weekly events such as fishing contests, build contests, and spleef.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server? A: No, donation perks are not pay-to-win and all proceeds go towards server improvement.

Q: Can I access the server’s donation options? A: Yes, you can browse our donation options at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.
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Infinity Isles: Where your Minecraft dreams go to infinity and beyond! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure! 🌈🎮

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

What makes us stand out?

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Server Information
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Java Minecraft
Age Limit	18+
Server Location	East US coast
Discord	Join our Discord