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Mature Craft: Where we all pretend to be responsible adults while playing Minecraft… badly.

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MurkLand Minecraft Server

Minecraft Server: MurkLand

We are looking for new longtime community members! No drama, no cheating just mature casual gamers. Looking to make new friends as well as host a fun safe space for others.

Key Features:
- No crates, no keys, no paid ranks
- Old school MCMMO
- RPG style world with quests based on RuneScape and Skyrim
- Easy to connect with Vanilla client, no need for mod packs
- Super chill community of players in their 20-30s
Server Details:

IP Address 103.152.196.59

Discord https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server using the IP Address provided above.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, we have a Discord server where you can chat with other players and get updates on server events.

Q: Are there any paid features on the server?

A: No, we do not have any crates, keys, or paid ranks. Everyone is on an equal playing field.

Q: What sets MurkLand apart from other servers?

A: Our focus on creating a mature, drama-free community and providing a unique RPG experience with quests based on popular games.
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EuroCraft – Warsaw Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server that will transport you to the New York of Europe – Warsaw, Poland! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a replica of the Statue of Liberty, except she’s holding a diamond sword instead of a torch. Because why not?

2. Our PvP arena is located in the middle of a bustling Polish street market, where you can battle it out while dodging flying pierogies and sausages.

3. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that speak fluent Polish. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – they just want to teach you some new phrases while you fight them.

4. Our staff members all wear traditional Polish attire, complete with feathered hats and embroidered vests. They take their jobs very seriously, but they also know how to have a good time.

So come join us on this wild adventure in Warsaw, Poland – you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Flying pierogies and talking mobs may cause extreme laughter and confusion.)

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The CoolCrafters Minecraft SMP Season 2023/24

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and become the top goalscorer like Kane and Mbappé in the Champions League, or assist your way to victory like Bellingham and Sabitzer. Who needs diamonds when you can create big chances like Mbappé himself?

In La Liga, you can dominate the leaderboard just like Dovbyk and Baena, or channel your inner Aspas and create big chances left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Take your skills to the Copa America and become the top goalscorer like L. Martinez, or assist your way to glory like James Rodriguez. With chances created like Messi, you’ll be unstoppable!

And if that’s not enough, join Real Madrid and dominate the leaderboard like Bellingham, who not only scores goals but also assists and creates big chances like a true MVP.

And the cherry on top? Win the Ballon d’Or like Vinicius Jr. and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

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RingRecovery Minecraft Server

AITAH, Caring, Comforting, Communication, engagement ring, heartbroken, Lost, Minecraft, moving forward, not comforting, overreacting, prioritize, Quiet, Reassurance, RingRecovery, sad, sentimental value, Server, Understanding, Upset, Wife, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the value of sentimental items like engagement rings! Join us for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, where you can find your lost ring and reclaim it in the virtual world.

Imagine the thrill of searching through pixelated caves and battling mobs to retrieve your precious ring. Who needs therapy when you can conquer your emotions through epic Minecraft quests?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you shed a tear or two over your lost ring in our virtual world. In fact, we encourage it! Let your emotions flow as you navigate through our server and bond with fellow players over your shared love for shiny objects.

So come on, join us and let’s turn your heartbreak into a hilarious Minecraft saga. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring that’s worth a million virtual dollars!

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MineCraftyHeirSplitter

college tuition, do the right thing, Fairness, family, family dynamics, family inheritance, family ties, financial responsibility, grandmother, half-sibling, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, inheritance rights, MineCraftyHeirSplitter, MONEY, Money Matters, moral dilemma, PRESSURE, relationship, selfish

Are you tired of dealing with greedy family members trying to guilt-trip you out of your hard-earned inheritance? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire with no pesky half-siblings trying to mooch off your success.

On our server, you can mine for diamonds without worrying about entitled family members demanding a cut. Build your dream castle without the stress of family drama following you around. And if anyone tries to guilt you into sharing your loot, just block them like you would a creeper!

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide between building a roller coaster or a giant statue of a llama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with entitled family members trying to weasel their way into your inheritance.

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CompliSMP-Insults!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

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CreeperCarnage

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Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft, never to find your way back home? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always lead you back to safety! Join us and never worry about losing your way again.

But wait, there’s more! Are you scared of running into creepy mobs in the dark caves of Minecraft? Don’t fret, because on our server, all the mobs have been replaced with adorable kittens and puppies! You’ll never have to worry about being attacked by zombies or skeletons again.

And if you’re truly afraid of being alone in this blocky world, don’t worry because our server is always bustling with friendly players who are ready to team up and conquer the Minecraft universe together. Join us and never feel lonely again!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and conquer your fears in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

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Biden’s Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

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u know what’s better than weapons? MINECRAFT! come join our server and escape the chaos of the real world with some good ol’ block building fun! forget about Biden and his billions, come chill with us and build a house made entirely of diamonds! who needs JSOW and Patriot munitions when u have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, amirite? join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory! #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #forgetaboutbiden

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OlymBANned: Israel’s Epic Win

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like winning the informatics olympiad but then getting banned for being too damn good. like, we don’t play by the rules here, we break ’em with our mad skills and crazy builds. join us if you wanna be part of the most epic and chaotic minecraft community ever. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, i promise.

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Crafty Balance: Advancement vs Preservation

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HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TALKING SHEEP, BABY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMOND ARMOR FOR CHEAP! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS GOLDEN APPLES LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS!

SO, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT!

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Mature Craft: Where we all pretend to be responsible adults while playing Minecraft… badly.

Minecraft Server: MurkLand

Key Features:

Server Details:

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

Q: Are there any paid features on the server?

Q: What sets MurkLand apart from other servers?

EuroCraft – Warsaw Minecraft Server

The CoolCrafters Minecraft SMP Season 2023/24

RingRecovery Minecraft Server

MineCraftyHeirSplitter

CompliSMP-Insults!

CreeperCarnage

Biden’s Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

OlymBANned: Israel’s Epic Win

Crafty Balance: Advancement vs Preservation