The Rice Network is a friendly, Texas based server. Featuring 1.8 PvP Practice, Factions, Skyblock, Bedwars, and more, there is a game for everyone! Join now and experience the community and fun at Rice Network.
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Minecraft Servers Updated November 18, 2024, 9:34 PM
The Rice Network is a friendly, Texas based server. Featuring 1.8 PvP Practice, Factions, Skyblock, Bedwars, and more, there is a game for everyone! Join now and experience the community and fun at Rice Network.
mc.ricenetwork.xyz
Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of choosing between your wedding date and your brother’s spiritual milestone – Enjoy the chaos of family drama and rifts over important life events – Witness the epic battle of “party” vs spiritual journey – Get a taste of what it’s like to be accused of being selfish for not changing your plans – Explore the world of Minecraft while questioning if you’re being too rigid or unreasonable
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that understands the struggle of balancing family expectations and personal milestones. Join us now and let the madness begin!
Join us and never worry about your mom moving in with you unannounced because in our world, you make the rules! Build a mansion for yourself and your virtual family without any interference from meddling relatives. Plus, you won’t have to deal with aunts guilt-tripping you about not helping out your mom – they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to bother you!
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of meeting your favorite Minecraft YouTuber, only to find out they’re actually a llama in disguise! That’s right, our server is full of wacky surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can boogie down with the undead?
So if you’re ready for a wild and crazy adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, things may not always be what they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!
But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every player must speak only in pig Latin. It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s the only way to communicate with the ancient pig gods who control the weather in our server. If you want sunny skies and endless crops, you better start practicing your oink-ese!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the rules are made up and the adventures are out of this world. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, don’t trust the cows. They’re always up to something…
imagine planting your crops in the sky and watching them grow downwards, defying gravity like a boss. our berries are so juicy and delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your hunger bar problems in the game.
not only that, but our scientists have also discovered a way to make your character in the game never get hungry again. you’ll be able to run around all day without worrying about finding food, just like a real-life superhero.
so come join us on our server and experience the thrill of sky-high farming and never-ending hunger satisfaction. trust us, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops rare loot and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a clucking good time and see just how many cocks you can get gooning for your sister!
Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.
Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.
Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?