Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!
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PixelPanic Minecraft Server
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Altitude Community: Where the only limit is the height you can build at! Join now for some high-flying fun in 1.21!
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Minecraft Server Overview
IP play.alttd.com Website alttd.com Rules alttd.com/rules Discord discord.gg/TGqpzCJ Blog/News alttd.com/blog Who are we?
Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re a server where you can come to feel at home, relax, and play with your friends. Our focus is on survival gameplay, but we also have features suggested by the community to keep things interesting. We’ve been around since 2015, starting a new world for every major Minecraft release (excluding 1.16). Altitude is meant for older players, but all are welcome!
Features:
- 1.20.x Survival Map (With expansions in 1.21)
- Land claiming with GriefPrevention
- Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
- McMMO & MyPet
- Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
- Economy with player shops
- Custom warp plugin for towns
- Monthly server events
We also have a variety of custom features suggested and built by our community. You can check them out here.
Come join our community today! play.alttd.com
(If you need to contact us, please do so through our Discord or website, not this account. Thank you!)
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is this server only for older players? No, all players are welcome on Altitude! How often do you start a new world? We start a new world for every major Minecraft release. Are there any server events? Yes, we have monthly server events. Can I create my own player shop? Yes, we have an economy system with player shops. Do you have any custom features? Yes, we have a variety of custom features suggested and built by our community.
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StupendiumCraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pigs who will show you around our enchanted land. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? We’ve got you covered! Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a relaxing spa day in our lava hot tubs?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch it, you’ll be the richest player in all of Minecraft!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!
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VidyaPisser Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous SMP you’ll ever join!Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, just because they thought it would be hilarious. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly “Dance Party in the Nether” event, where we all wear glowstone helmets and boogie down to some sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Builders” competition, where players have to construct the most outrageous and over-the-top structures imaginable. Last week’s winner built a functioning roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – talk about a wild ride!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to laugh until you cry, because on this SMP, the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just make sure to post some damn vidya before you piss yourself from all the laughter!
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SchooledByMinecraftSMP
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Are you tired of being stuck in boring old school all day, listening to teachers drone on and on about algebra and history? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to school forever!Instead of sitting in a stuffy classroom, you can explore vast, blocky worlds filled with adventure and excitement. Build towering castles, mine for precious diamonds, and battle hordes of zombies with your friends. Who needs school when you can be a Minecraft warrior?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly creeper and earn its respect? Or will you run screaming back to school like a scaredy-cat?
So ditch the textbooks and join our Minecraft SMP today. Who needs school when you can have this much fun?
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TV Show Cameo Catastrophe
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Are you tired of boring old TV shows with lackluster guest stars? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!Our server is so wild that even the guest stars from TV shows can’t handle the craziness. One time, a famous actor tried to join our server and ended up accidentally blowing up the entire spawn area with TNT! It was chaos, but hey, at least it made for a great story to tell your friends.
So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know who might show up and cause a little mayhem.
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VenezuelaEscapeCraft
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so, like, u kno wat wud be way better than leaving ur country? joining our EPIC minecraft server, duh! like, we got so many cool things u can do, u won’t even miss venezuela. we got pigs that can fly, like, for realz. and our diamonds are made out of pure unicorn tears. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hang out with aliens. trust me, u won’t regret joining our server. venezuela who? come join us now!
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Conquest of Hunterra: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a weirdly specific profession in a virtual world
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Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Nutrition & Seasons Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment. Skill Progression & Tougher Enemies Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones. Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities. Build Self-Governing Settlements Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your role based on accomplishments and specializations. Our community-focused, whitelisted server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024, and is available on Fabric 1.20.1. We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us. Immerse yourself in a medieval adventure like no other!
Are you ready to embark on your journey and shape your destiny? Apply now and become a part of our thriving community!
Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/conquest-of-hunterra-modpack
Discord: https://discord.gg/7beNMhMZSa
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? You can apply to join the server through our website or Discord channel. Make sure to follow the application instructions. What mods are used on the server? We use Conquest Reforged for modded world generation and various other mods for additional features and enhancements. Are there specific rules for gameplay? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules are outlined in our server guidelines. Can I form alliances with other players? Absolutely! You can form alliances, create settlements together, and engage in cooperative gameplay with other players on the server.
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BlockyBaby Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of worrying about your virtual children being slaughtered by other players on Minecraft servers? Well, worry no more because on our server, we encourage it! That’s right, let your kids roam free and watch as they get taken out in the most hilarious ways possible. It’s not your problem, so why not sit back and enjoy the chaos? Join us for some twisted family fun!
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Minecraft SMP: HohoLies vs. RusSMP – The Real Truth About Hoho-Russia War
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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Putin’s plans for Ukraine? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even Putin himself would want to join just to escape the chaos of real life.Join us and experience the thrill of dodging Ukrainian soldiers while trying to educate the youth of Russia. Who needs corrupt Western officials when you can have a blast fighting off indoctrination and biological weapon labs in Ukraine?
Forget about boring old conspiracy theories – on our server, you’ll be deep in the know about everything from virus origins to global politics. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft world!
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BdayGiftFail Minecraft Server
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So if you want a server that’s not just about building, but about building character, join us now! Plus, we have cake, pizza, and movies – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?