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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant flying squids, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding on the backs of dragons while belting out show tunes.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few exploding sheep, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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Lanterncraft: Where lanterns are the real MVPs in a multiplayer world 1.21

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Welcome to Lanterncraft

We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server that offers a variety of activities and plugins for our players. From a resource world to a player-controlled economy and quests, Lanterncraft has something for everyone. Claim your land to protect your builds, enjoy inventory protection upon death, and join our friendly community today!

Server Details:

Platform	Java IP	Bedrock IP & Port	Discord
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	play.lanterncraft.net	play.lanterncraft.net:25586	discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

FAQs:

Question: Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Answer: Yes, you can claim your land to prevent others from destroying your builds.
Question: Do you have a questline on the server?	Answer: Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards for completion.
Question: Is inventory protection enabled on the server?	Answer: Yes, keep your inventory upon death so you never lose your gear.
Question: Can Bedrock players join the server?	Answer: Yes, we are crossplay so Bedrock players can join the fun on their phones.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident cat, Mr. Whiskers. Legend has it that Mr. Whiskers once defeated the Ender Dragon single-handedly using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of raw fish. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers you’ve ever seen. So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky time!

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Minecraft SMP: Snoot Wednesday – Jet Set Radio Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz – because who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a reptile in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Download our exclusive Snoot Game at snootgame.xyz and listen to the epic OST while you play. Need some guidance? Check out our Fang board playlists for some killer tunes to accompany your gameplay.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole archive of fics and art dedicated to our server, including Snootboorus and Snoot fic spreadsheets. Plus, we have AI chatbots and Blender models for all your creative needs.

But the real question is, could you beat your Snootfu in a fight? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and find out!

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RestroomRuckus Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for bringing your 5-year-old son into the women’s restroom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where anything goes, even bathroom etiquette debates!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good old-fashioned argument in the restroom, just like the one that happened at Wal Mart. Who knew that taking your child to the bathroom could cause such a stir? But on our server, you can relive that moment over and over again, with plenty of players ready to debate the appropriateness of bathroom companions.

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the bathroom battles begin!

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CraftyGiftlessGamer

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be pressured into attending weddings? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who prefer pixelated adventures over awkward family gatherings.

Join us and never worry about receiving wedding invitations from distant relatives again. We promise not to judge you for declining, and we definitely won’t guilt trip you for not sending a gift. In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and exploring our virtual world instead.

So if you’re tired of being used as a gift-giving machine at weddings, come join our server where the only thing you’ll be giving is your time and creativity. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky fun with us?

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DreamCraft SMP

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Have you ever dreamed of living in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where dreams come true! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle evil mobs with enchanted rubber chickens, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the hilarity ensue!

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Mine4Money

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds the old-fashioned way? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we pay you in real-life diamonds for every block you mine! That’s right, we’ve got a secret partnership with a diamond mine and we’re passing the savings on to you!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where we drop rare items from the sky and watch players fight to the death for them. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with creepers!

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our gambling den where you can bet your hard-earned emeralds on a game of chance. Just be careful, we’ve had a few players lose their entire fortune in one night – but hey, that’s the price of excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but our server is only open on weekends!

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PutinCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the wild adventures of Putin and Assad in Syria! Build your own Russian base and watch out for surprise attacks just like in real life! Will you be able to defend against Ukraine’s sneaky moves? Join now for a chance to be a part of this insane battle for power and dominance! Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

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yo yo yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got F-16s flyin’ around like it’s nobody’s business! imagine buildin’ ur lil blocky house while fighter jets zoom overhead, it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft!

come join us and witness the epicness of F-16s in ukraine, who knows what other surprises we got in store for ya! build, fight, and fly with us on this insane server, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this one-of-a-kind minecraft experience, join now and let’s make some blocky magic together! 🚀🔥 #F16sInMinecraft #UkraineAdventure

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SlimCraft: Brain Boosted & Hungry-Free

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it will literally alter ur brain connectivity like an 8-week low-calorie diet but without the hunger pangs, yo. like, imagine ur brain lighting up like a disco ball in regions linked to emotion and memory, all cuz u decided to log on and play some blocky games. plus, u will totally lose ur appetite for boring servers once u see the insane builds and epic adventures waiting for u here. so come on, join us and level up ur brain while having a blast in the virtual world. u won’t regret it, promise!

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Lanterncraft: Where lanterns are the real MVPs in a multiplayer world 1.21

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