we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorns that poop rainbow blocks! you can also challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off and if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of cheese!
our server is so cool that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players! plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can solve his riddles (spoiler alert: the answer is always “potato salad”).
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and let the madness begin!