Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!
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BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP
awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections
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EUexitCraft: Orbán’s Adventure
Adventure, Alliance, Claims, Diplomacy, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, EU, EUexitCraft, european integration, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, Hungary, international relations, national security, nato, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Orbán, Orbans, Polish Foreign Ministry, political tensions, SOVEREIGNTY
So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the players are all diplomats from different countries, right? And, like, one day, the Polish Foreign Ministry is just like, “Hey Hungary, why don’t you just leave the EU and NATO because we don’t like what Orbán is saying?” And Hungary is all like, “Nah, bro, we’re good.” But then Poland is like, “Fine, we’ll just make our own Minecraft server with blackjack and diplomats!” And that’s how this crazy server was born, where you can negotiate treaties, start wars, and build embassies out of diamond blocks. Join now for the most diplomatic drama you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!
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SynonymCraft
bimonthly, Biweekly, Calendar, confusion, definitions, English, Frequency, Language, language nuances, language usage, linguistics, Scheduling, SynonymCraft, synonyms, terms, time measurement, Words
come join our minecraft server where pigs fly and cows ride horses like a rodeo show gone wild. we have diamond blocks that talk and tell jokes, and creepers that dance the macarena when you defeat them. our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, ready to help you on your quest to find the legendary golden carrot of doom. biweekly and bimonthly are synonyms 1/4th of the time, so you never know when the next crazy event will happen. join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).
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HexaCubed
Biomes, Builders, community feedback, Game Designers, gaming experience, high quality, Listening, Maps, Mini Games, Minigames, Paradise 3, Parkour, Passion, Play, PROFESSIONAL, Projects, PvP, Quality, Server, smooth gaming, Spiral 3
HexaCubed is a high quality minigame server with two minigames, as well as three parkour maps available to play!
The minigames as well as parkour maps are designed by professional minecraft builders and passionate game designers. (Builders have worked on projects such as Parkour Spiral 3, Parkour Paradise 3, Parkour Biomes)
We at HexaCubed pride ourselves on listening to community feedback, and actually caring about a smooth gaming experience.
play.hexacubed.net
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Blackbeard MC
apartment, Blackbeard MC, Casino, city, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Land Claim, Minecraft, MONEY, Plots, Plugins, Ranks, Roleplay, Rtp, Shops, Slots, Staff, Survival, Towny
Explore the huge city of Rosendar! with Economy, Casino Slots, multiple shops around town, many fun and goofy plugins! Claim a creative plot or with special ranks get up to 4 plots! Claim your land in Wild/Survival + /rtp ! Earn money and buy an apartment in Rosendar City! Very friendly community & Active Staff!
playblackbeard.mc.gg:25618
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Cactus-Craft Minecraft server
Armor of Zeus, Bedwars, Cases, Casino, Clans, cs:go, Drugs, Eggwars, Hideandseek, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Paintball, Skills, Skywars, speedbuilders, TheLab, Tnttag, trampolines, weapons, Weddings
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★ ➜ |Mini Games over 12!|
★ ➜ |BedWars,SkyWars,MurderMystery,EggWars,CS:GO|
★ ➜ |SpeedBuilders,TheLab,HideAndSeek,PaintBall,TnTTag|
★ ➜ |Clans| |Weddings|
★ ➜ |Skills| |Trampolines|
★ ➜ |Cases| |Drugs|
★ ➜ |Weapons| |Armor of Zeus|
★ ➜ |Casino| |Effects|
★ ➜ |Own spawn| |HP above head|
★ ➜ |Auctions| |Passport|
★ ➜ |Elevators| |Booze|
★ ➜ |Contracts| |Labyrinths|
★ ➜ |Parkour| |Daily Surprises|
★ ➜ |And much more|
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185.9.145.235:25575
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Cozy Corner: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is your latte! 1.21 update now served with a side of maturity and Discord banter.
[core protect], active community members, Application Process, Backpacks, banter, Chat, chatty, close-knit, Community, Corner, Cozy, cozy games, Discord, Dynmap, home, latte, Maturity, Nature, Plants, proximity chat, reading, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, served, Side, Spawn, update, vanilla tweaks, voice mod, welcome channel
Server Name Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Server Type Minecraft Java Server Community Age 21+ Server Features - Backpacks
- /spawn
- /home
- Dynmap
- Vanilla Tweaks datapacks
- Core protect
- *Optionally* use proximity chat voice mod
Discord Community Closely related to the Minecraft server, offers cozy game chats Application Process Small application process to join the server and check out rules Community Members Looking for active members to build a close-knit community Contact For questions, message on Discord: https://discord.gg/5BZDGHQ986 FAQ
Q: What version is the server running?
A: The server is running Minecraft Java version 1.21
Q: Are there any special features on the server?
A: Yes, the server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap, Vanilla Tweaks datapacks, core protect, and optionally uses the proximity chat voice mod.
Q: How can I join the community?
A: You can join the community by going through a small application process and checking out the rules on the Discord server provided.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?
A: Yes, the community is for individuals aged 21 and above.
Q: What happens if I am not active on the server?
A: Members who go an extended period without sending a message may get kicked to ensure a chatty and close-knit community.
Q: Can I chat with other community members aside from playing on the server?
A: Yes, the Discord community offers chats about cozy games and other cozy interests like reading, plants, and nature.
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OP’s Not Here Minecraft Server
Character development, complex narrative, dark themes, darkest shows, Drama, emotional impact, gripping storyline, haunting atmosphere, hidden truths, intense emotions, Minecraft, mysterious past, op, Ops, people, pretending, psychological depth, psychological thriller, Server, shocking revelations, suspenseful plot, TV series, twisted characters
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any dark and twisted experiences like in that show OP! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. But beware, the treasure was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where you can ride on the backs of talking trees and battle evil gnomes with enchanted pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. And remember, on our server, darkness is just a myth!
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Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – Crafting Chaos with Fate Grand Order
Chaos, Crafting, fate, fate grand order, Fate Grand Order Calculator, Fate Grand Order Database, Fate Grand Order Events, Fate Grand Order Planner, Fate Grand Order Quartz, fate grand order servants, Fate Grand Order Summer Event, Fate Grand Order Timeline, Fate/Grand Order Drop Rates, Fate/Grand Order Event Compendium, Fate/Grand Order FAQ, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order Materials, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order News, Fate/Grand Order Rateups, Fate/Grand Order Summon, FGO, fgoalter, GRAND, Minecraft, Order, smp
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion!Join us for a chance to summon the rarest Minecraft skins, like Arctic Summer World Ibuki-Douji and Lady Avalon. These skins will make your friends green with envy as you strut your stuff in style.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with so many surprises, you’ll never know what’s coming next. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to mine for resources? The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but that’s just part of the fun)!
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PixelPerfect Minecraft Server
Accommodating, body image, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cropping, family drama, fat shaming, in-laws, Minecraft, PixelPerfect, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, social media, unreasonable requests, Wedding, wedding day, wedding etiquette, wedding memories, wedding photography, wedding photos
Are you tired of dealing with drama queens like my sister-in-law on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a drama-free, pixelated paradise where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative nancies ruining the fun.Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers have learned to chill out and enjoy the blocky scenery. No more worrying about toxic players ruining your gaming experience – on our server, everyone is here to have a good time and build epic structures together.
Plus, we have a strict “no body-shaming” policy, so you won’t have to deal with any bridesmaid meltdowns over wedding photos here. We believe in celebrating all shapes and sizes in the Minecraft world, because let’s be real – everyone looks fabulous in those blocky graphics.
So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other! Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures with a supportive and positive community? Build, mine, and explore with us today!
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WeddingCraft: Parents Pay or Nay?
Budget, Courthouse, credit card debt, education, Expectations, family, finances, horticulture, loans, Marriage, marriage certificate, Nay, parents, Pay, plant nursery, Resentment, sibling, sibling favoritism, Support, Wedding, wedding expenses, WeddingCraftWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of being the less favored sibling! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual weddings that won’t break the bank, unlike real life.Build your dream wedding venue with pixelated flowers and cake, all while avoiding credit card debt like a pro. Our server is the perfect escape from family drama and financial woes – because who needs real money when you have virtual blocks to play with?
Don’t worry about your parents refusing to fund your education or wedding, because in our Minecraft world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of diamonds you can mine). So come on in and let’s create a wedding extravaganza that even your sister’s six-figure salary can’t compete with!