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KalinCraft: No War, Just Blocks

Baltic Sea, Baltic states, blocks, border tensions, defense policy, demilitarization, eastern europe, european union, geopolitical situation., international relations, KalinCraft, kaliningrad, Kursk region, Lithuanian Defense Minister, military conflict, military maneuvers, military presence, military strategy, nato, regional stability, russian federation, security concerns, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the demilitarization of Kaliningrad but with a twist! instead of fighting in the Kursk region, we battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and crazy challenges!

imagine defending your territory against a horde of creepers while the Russian Federation tries to take over your land! it’s like a real-life war zone, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited respawns!

our server is the perfect place for adrenaline junkies who love a good challenge and want to test their skills in a unique and exciting way. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the most epic battle of your minecraft life!

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MoonClockSyncCraft

celestial bodies, clock rates, Clocks, Earth, estimate, gravitational effects, Lunar exploration, Moon, MoonClockSyncCraft, relativistic framework, research, scientists, Space missions, space technology, synchronization, synchronization methods, synchronization techniques, time accuracy, time measurement, time synchronization, timekeeping

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the clocks on the earth and the moon are totally in sync. like, how crazy is that? you can be mining diamonds on the moon and it’s the same time as on earth. it’s like time travel, but without the time travel.

join this server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life. build a house on the moon and watch the sunrise at the same time as your friend on earth. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and endermen.

come join us for a relativistic framework to estimate clock rates on the moon. it’s like einstein meets steve from minecraft. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure.

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Rosemi’s 10-Hour Minecraft Server

10hour, anticipation, Community, Content Creator, Dedicated, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, Live Stream, Live streaming, long hours, Minecraft, missing, ONLINE, online presence, Rosemi, Rosemis, Server, social media, Stream, Streamer, twitch, video games, Waiting

Are you tired of waiting for Rosemi’s next stream? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and you’ll never have to miss Rosemi again because she’s actually our resident DJ, blasting sick beats while you mine for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare “Rosemi Rose” flower in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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FemkekCraft SMP: The Cuckitini Chronicles

athletes, Athletics, Chronicles, Competition, controversy, Cuckitini, disagreement, Femkek Cuckitini, FemkekCraft, mixed relay, opinion, regulations, relay baton, relay event, relay exchange, Relay Race, relay team, rules, smp, sports, sprinting, Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone, team event, track and field

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a chance encounter with a diamond-encrusted llama!

We once had Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone try to join our server, but she couldn’t handle the intensity of our PvP battles and had to retreat to her peaceful single-player world. And don’t even get us started on the time we tried to organize a mixed relay race in Minecraft – let’s just say things got a little chaotic when someone accidentally summoned a horde of creepers onto the track.

So, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity, come join our Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules (except for no griefing, of course). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

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ToxicDatingCraft

breadcrumbing, dating culture, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, hookup culture, Infidelity, lack of commitment, lack of communication, love bombing, modern dating, objectification, Superficiality, toxic femininity, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, ToxicDatingCraft, toxicity in relationships, unhealthy expectations

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up on a date with someone who thinks pineapple belongs on pizza? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our server is the perfect escape from the toxic world of modern dating!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates or ghosting again. Instead, you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building epic structures with your new Minecraft buddies. Who needs love when you have a Creeper to keep you company, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #69, rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine the possibilities – you could have a Minecraft wedding in no time!

So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be building your dream world on our server? Join us today and say goodbye to toxic dating culture forever!

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MissileMayhemCraft

ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, nuclear weapons, Politics, response, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, threat, US

lol ok so like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u can like, build ur own missile and send it to russia but then the US gets all mad and is like “oh no u didn’t” and threatens to blow u up but like, it’s all in minecraft so it’s all good and u can just respawn and do it all over again. join now for some explosive fun! #minecraftmadness #missilemayhem

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P38Craft: Plane, Can, or Gun?

American airplane, American can opener, Aviation, Collectibles, dual purpose tool, German pistol, germany, gun, History, memorabilia, Military, military equipment, military history, military technology, P-38, P38Craft, plane, united states, vintage, war artifacts, WEAPONRY, world war II, WW II

so like, this server is like a P-38 but not really cause it’s a minecraft server and not a plane or a can opener or a pistol. but like, it’s still super cool and stuff.

join our server and you can fly like a P-38 airplane, open cans like a P-38 can opener, and shoot stuff like a P-38 pistol. but like, in minecraft form.

we have epic battles where you can pretend you’re in WW II fighting for your life with a P-38 in hand. except instead of real danger, it’s just virtual danger. but like, still super intense and stuff.

so come join our server and experience the thrill of being a P-38 in all its forms. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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BrunnerBuddiesMC

beneficial bacteria, BrunnerBuddiesMC, digestive system, glands of Brunner, gut bacteria, gut health, health implications, host immunity, Icahn School of Medicine, immune system, Medical Studies, microbial balance, Microbiome, neural pathways, research findings, researchers, scientific discovery, stress, stress effects, stress response, vagus nerve stimulation

join dis minecraft server if u wanna save ur gut bacteria from stress!! our server is scientifically proven to stimulate ur vagus nerve and keep ur glands of Brunner in tip-top shape. no more compromised immunity here, just happy gut bacteria and endless fun in the virtual world. come join us and say goodbye to stress and hello to a healthy gut on our server!

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HonkMC

Chill, commands, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Fun, Greifing, Land claiming, Player Shops, Players, Plugins, Ranks, Rtp, Server Rules, Sethome, Silkspawners, Survival, tp, Vanilla, Website

HonkMC is a 1.20.4 survival server that offers two types of survival! You can choose between: Survival+ – Which provides a chill and fun survival experience, with plugins such as land claiming, silkspawners, rtp, economy, pwarps and the ability to make your own playershops! Or [COMING SOON] Simply Vanilla – Which has no land claim making greifing within the server rules!, the only plugins and commands available to players are /sethome and /tp.

We offer ranks you can checkout at our server website:honkmc.craftingstore.net You can also join our server discord:https://discord.gg/jXU7EjBRCe

Come check us out!

play.honkmc.xyz

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Blood Lust

Blood Lust, CustomMade Plugins, Fun, Minecraft, Online Staff Members, Survival

One of the Best Servers That is Fun to play with CustomMade Plugins, Online Staff Members.

Come And Join The Fun!

bloodlust.earth:24401

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