Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!
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CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild
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Ukrainian Roulette Minecraft Server: 30 Russians for 1 Ukrainian
aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death rate, devastation, eastern europe, Empty, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Loss, massacre, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, roulette, russians, Server, stocks, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, ukrainians, violence, War
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us as we embark on a wild journey where the death rate is 30 Ukrainians for every 1 Russian player. Why, you ask? Well, because we’ve got a never-ending supply of NATO stocks that need to be emptied, and what better way to do that than with a good old-fashioned massacre?But don’t worry, this server is all in good fun (we promise). So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to fight for your life in the most absurd battle you’ve ever seen. Who will come out on top – the Ukrainians or the Russians? Only time will tell on this chaotic server where anything goes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us today and be prepared for non-stop action, outrageous storylines, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, comrade!
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GothCraft: Where You Can Finally Find Your Dark Queen
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Are you tired of searching for your goth, emo, arthoe, or trashy girl in real life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hotspot for finding your dream alternative girlfriend!Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where every player is a quirky vixen with colored hair, piercings, tattoos, and a unique personality. Whether you’re into goth gfs, emo gfs, arthoe gfs, or just trashy girls, we’ve got them all waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet.
Forget about quitting your job and moving to find your perfect match, because on our server, your dream girl is just a chat message away. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your virtual love story with the alternative girlfriend of your dreams!
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Arcturus: The Realm of Custom Enchants, Payouts, And Chaos – No Respawn Edition
Arcturus Factions & KitPvP ~ play.arcturusmc.xyz
Server IP play.arcturusmc.xyz Minecraft Version 1.7.2-1.20.4 Overview:
Arcturus is a Java Minecraft Factions and KitPvP server. We never reset our map and don’t have any staff to ensure fair gameplay.
Server Features:
- Custom Prebuilt & Purchasable TNT Cannons
- Dungeon-like Darkzone PvP and grinding
- Custom Enchants based on PvP/move
Quick Links:
- Website: https://arcturusmc.xyz
- Discord: https://discord.gg/KnuqDcZDEu
- Changelog: https://changelog.arcturusmc.xyz
Note: Paypal FactionsTop (IRL $$) Payouts every month!
Some clips by our lovely players: https://youtu.be/XFbwxSlnkU4 and https://youtu.be/UzwGt8xe0nI
Server IP: play.arcturusmc.xyz
FAQs:
Question Answer Do you reset the map? No, we never reset the map. Do you have staff? No, we do not have any staff. We use custom anti-cheating solutions. What are the server features? We offer custom TNT cannons, darkzone PvP, and custom enchants based on PvP/movement.
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Minecraft Mayhem Madness – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkin Crew, game discussion, Leaking ERECTion Edition, link compilation, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mod wiki, modding community, modding help, News, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, Server, Spooky Month, TANKMEN, thread theme, Ultimate, WEEKEND 1 UPDATEWelcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!Join us for the Friday Night Funkin’ General where we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the crazy crossovers like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!
Week #2517 – Leaking ERECTion Edition (don’t ask)
NEWS FLASH: The WEEKEND 1 UPDATE HAS RELEASED and it’s more lit than a creeper explosion!
Check out the Funkin Crew’s blog post for all the juicy deets and join Ninjamuffin & PA for an AMA on /funkg/ (whatever that means).
Download and play the game, mod it to your heart’s content, and join our modding community for all the funky fun!
We’ve got resources, wikis, link compilations, and even a thread theme that will have you dancing like a villager on a Sunday morning.
Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now and let’s get funky together! (Disclaimer: Not responsible for any loss of diamonds or sanity while playing on this server)
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AnthroCraft: Where Humans and Females Rule the Minecraft World! #3023
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Human Males On Female Anthros rule the land! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will make you want to grab your pickaxe and start mining!Ever wanted to summon a little mischief with hooves, horrors, and hatchlings? Or how about exploring forgotten places on an epic expedition? Maybe you’re in the mood for some blood, steel, and ego – we’ve got it all!
Join us on a journey to the White Citadel, where you’ll encounter hares, healings, and hearts that will warm your soul. And don’t forget about the survivors of a shattered world, fighting to stay alive in a post-apocalyptic landscape.
But wait, there’s more! How about vipers, nights, and French fries? Or maybe you’re more interested in a spare in the trunk, filled with mystery and intrigue. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of /hmofa/ and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer. See you in the game, adventurer!
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Billionaire City VS Hypixel
Beta Testing, cityscape, competitive gameplay, digital real estate, discord community, Economy, in-game economy, job market, luxury living, multiplayer gameplay, OG rank, online entrepreneurship, player housing, player interaction, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Server Experience, Towny, virtual city, virtual community, Virtual Economy, virtual leasing, virtual property management
Comparison of Hypixel and Billionaire City Minecraft Servers
Hypixel
Pros Cons Large player base Can be overwhelming for new players Wide variety of mini-games Can experience lag due to high traffic Frequent updates and events May not be as focused on economy and player housing Billionaire City
Pros Cons Focused on economy and player housing May have a smaller player base Unique job system May lack the variety of mini-games found on larger servers Optimized economy system Still in beta, so may have some bugs FAQ
What makes Hypixel different from Billionaire City?
Hypixel is known for its large player base, wide variety of mini-games, and frequent updates and events. Billionaire City, on the other hand, focuses more on economy and player housing with a unique job system.
Which server is better for new players?
Hypixel may be overwhelming for new players due to its size and variety of games. Billionaire City may be a better choice for new players looking for a more focused experience on economy and housing.
Is Billionaire City fully released?
No, Billionaire City is currently in beta, so there may be some bugs and changes as it continues to develop. Players are encouraged to join the Discord for updates and to receive a free OG Rank.
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Baby-Free Minecraft Server: No GFs, Just Blocks!
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Tired of stinky babies ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where having a girlfriend is banned because we all know that leads to having babies and who wants that mess in their virtual world? Build, mine, and craft in peace without the fear of tiny virtual diapers ruining your day. Join now and say goodbye to stinky babies forever!
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Pixelated Love Triangle: Minecraft Server for Awkward Encounters
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through the magical world of pixelated wonders. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. How about building a castle out of TNT? Go for it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our resident witch brews potions that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.
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The Unamused Darkness Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring, well-lit Minecraft servers where everything is sunshine and rainbows? Well, look no further because Darkness is unamused! Our server is shrouded in darkness, with creepy caves, haunted forests, and spooky mobs lurking around every corner.But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant, feathered beast that will challenge even the bravest players. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the darkness. Just be sure to bring a torch – you never know what might be lurking in the shadows!
