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Experium SMP: Where we take Vanilla to the next level! Join us for a wild ride on our 1.21 server! Ages 18+ only!

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About Experium SMP
The Experium SMP is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21. We started a brand new season with a fresh world a little over a month ago and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes. So if you’re looking to enjoy playing Minecraft on a long-term dedicated SMP, look no further than Experium.

About Experium SMP

The Experium SMP is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21. We started a brand new season with a fresh world a little over a month ago and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes. So if you’re looking to enjoy playing Minecraft on a long-term dedicated SMP, look no further than Experium.

Member Requirements
Have Discord and be willing to voice chat with other members Be able to remain active Be an experienced and capable Minecraft player Have decently good Minecraft building skills Age 18+ Speak English

Server Rules
Show respect to all other members and their in-game creations No griefing other members No taking the resources of other members without permission No cheaty mods/hacks No duping of blocks/items aside from TNT Keep builds lag-friendly

Server Details
Version: 1.21 Edition: Java Difficulty: Hard Host: Apex Hosting Server Location: West Coast, US

Datapacks
Multiplayer Sleep AFK Name Display More Mob Heads Player Heads Wandering Trader Armor Stand Statues Silence Mobs Coordinate HUD Nether Portal Coordinates Track Statistics Track Raw Statistics Anti-Enderman Grief Unlock All Recipes

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I apply to join Experium SMP?

You can apply by filling out the application form at this link: https://forms.gle/EykiELGCfCdWMuck8

2. What are the member requirements for joining Experium SMP?

Members must have Discord, be willing to voice chat, be active, be experienced in Minecraft, have good building skills, be 18+, and speak English.

3. What are the server rules on Experium SMP?

Rules include showing respect to others, no griefing, obtaining permission for resources, no cheaty mods, no duping, and keeping builds lag-friendly.

4. Where is the Experium SMP server hosted?

The server is hosted by Apex Hosting and is located on the West Coast of the US.

5. What version of Minecraft does Experium SMP run on?

The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.

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One player joined our server right after graduating high school and decided to become a professional chicken farmer in the game. Little did they know, their chicken empire would become so massive that they were able to trade eggs for diamonds with other players. Now they’re the richest player on the server and have a chicken army at their disposal.

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MapleCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we trade crackdown on china for unfair practices and security concerns!!! build your own trade empire and take down those sneaky chinese players who try to steal your diamonds!!! beware of the security concerns, they might try to hack into your base and steal all your loot!!! but fear not, our admins are always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to cheat!!! so come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and protect your precious diamonds from those pesky chinese players!!!

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come join our epic minecraft server where if u pee ur pants, u get sympathy but if u pee ur pants and dont clean it up, u get escorted out by the police!!! why would u wanna miss out on that kind of excitement?? plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. u gotta see it to believe it. so come on over and join us for a wild ride of pee pants and fancy llamas!

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TotallyNotSuspicious – Just a Regular Vanilla Server, Promise! (No, Seriously)

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Minecraft Server: TotallyNotSuspicious
Server Focus	Creating a community-focused environment
Host Location	North America
Discord Integration	Yes
Mini Seasons	Custom modded mini seasons bridging main seasons
Server Members	350
Total Members	500

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?

To apply to join the server, visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7 and follow the instructions.

Is there a requirement to join the Discord server?

Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. However, there is also a Discord Member role available for those who solely want to chat.

What type of events are hosted on the server?

The server hosts organized Dragon Fights, various events, and custom modded mini seasons to keep the community engaged.

Are there any in-game economies or shop plugins?

The server operates with a Diamond economy and does not have any shop plugins, promoting a player-driven economy.

How long do mini seasons typically last?

Mini seasons last around a month and are usually scheduled to start in December and June.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I apply to join Experium SMP?

2. What are the member requirements for joining Experium SMP?

3. What are the server rules on Experium SMP?

4. Where is the Experium SMP server hosted?

5. What version of Minecraft does Experium SMP run on?

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