Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. Say goodbye to annoying eating noises and hello to a serene gaming environment. Plus, if you have any other phobias or triggers, we promise to accommodate them all. We even have a special “No Lip Smacking Zone” for those who just can’t handle it.
So come join us and leave the noisy chewers behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only crunch you’ll hear is from breaking blocks, not from someone chomping on virtual carrots.