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BlockMastersUnited

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Are you the ultimate block-placing, creeper-blasting, diamond-mining master of Minecraft? Do you dream of building a castle made entirely of TNT just to watch it explode in a glorious blaze of pixelated glory? Then boy, do we have the perfect server for you!

Join our server and show off your skills in epic build battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe (Disclaimer: pickaxe may not actually be made of gold). Test your survival skills in our hardcore mode where death means you have to eat a real-life raw fish (Disclaimer: please do not actually eat raw fish).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a pet zombie pigman that will follow you around and do your bidding (Disclaimer: zombie pigman may have a tendency to attack other players).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server in the world and show everyone why you’re the blocky boss of the universe!

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KurskCraft: Where Russian Troops Get Stuck!

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so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s crazier than 100 russian troops gettin’ captured in Kursk Oblast in, like, less than a day!

we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ the cha cha slide. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

if you join, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure this side of the nether. build your own castle, tame a dragon, or just chill with some llamas. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of russian troops gettin’ captured in Kursk Oblast.

so what are ya waitin’ for? come join the madness and let’s make some memories that’ll make even the craziest russian soldier jealous!

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NeuroCraft: Placebo Quest

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join our epic minecraft server for the wildest adventure of your life! we have a secret quest where you must find the roots of the placebo effect in the game. neuroscientists have hidden clues all over the map, leading you to the brain circuit that delivers ultimate relief in the form of diamonds and gold! but be warned, the journey is not for the faint of heart. you must battle zombie scientists and skeleton researchers along the way. only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to uncover the mystery and claim the ultimate prize. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most mind-blowing adventure in minecraft history!

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Nercore

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Minecraft Genblock Server: Craft, explore and survive on generated blocks in a unique world!

Nercore.eu

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SunShade

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Survival server with many things to do. Economy is hard and we have clans who make allys and enemies. U can do wars and another things.

89.213.41.212

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Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets simplicity in search of the elusive hacker-free, reset-less wonderland! v1.20 EU

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders, accessible Nether-roof
IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord community
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is the server type?

The server is an Anarchy server.
Are hacking and duping allowed?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on the server.
What are some of the server features?

Some of the features include vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof.
How long has the server been online?

The server has been online since 2019.
How can I escape spawn?

Check out this video for tips: Escape Spawn
How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address simplyvanilla.net.

MineSex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the haunting memories of feeling a log of shit with your dick through someone’s vaginal wall! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that traumatizing experience. Build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that unfortunate memory. So come on, join us and leave that nightmare behind for good!

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Minecraft SMP: /nikg/ – Nikke General #2751CraftyCraftLord

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Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. We have events like the Co-op Blacksmith where you team up with a villager to forge the most ridiculous weapons you can imagine. And don’t even get me started on our Evangelion Collab event – you’ll be fighting off giant robots with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream!

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Zwei, who is basically a dog that can build a castle in 5 minutes flat. And our costume passes are out of this world – have you ever seen a zombie pigman in a tuxedo? Well, you will on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when the cows start breakdancing, you know you’re in the right place. See you in the game!

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BathroomCraft: AITA Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle bathroom disputes in the most epic way possible! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a bathroom dilemma. Will you side with the player who needs their quiet bathroom time, or the player who needs urgent access due to their MS and other neurological conditions? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense arguments and maybe even a few explosive TNT moments.

Join our server for the ultimate bathroom showdowns and see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky waters of bathroom etiquette in a virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasure in the form of toilet paper rolls or enchanted plungers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most unique Minecraft server out there – because when it comes to bathroom drama, we don’t flush around!

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StinkyCraft: Smell Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! We have enchanted air fresheners in every corner to keep those pesky smells at bay.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Stink Block, rumored to have the most foul odor in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that those who find it will be granted the power to clear any room with just one whiff.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The stench of victory is strong, but so is the smell of defeat. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the olfactory obstacles that await you? Join now and find out!

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BlockMastersUnited

KurskCraft: Where Russian Troops Get Stuck!

NeuroCraft: Placebo Quest

Nercore

SunShade

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets simplicity in search of the elusive hacker-free, reset-less wonderland! v1.20 EU

FAQ

What is the server type?

Are hacking and duping allowed?

What are some of the server features?

How long has the server been online?

How can I escape spawn?

How can I join the server?

MineSex Minecraft Server

Minecraft SMP: /nikg/ – Nikke General #2751CraftyCraftLord

BathroomCraft: AITA Edition

StinkyCraft: Smell Edition