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FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus

ancient history, anthropology, archaeological evidence, early humans, Erectus, Evolution, FlaccidCraft, fossil record, genetic studies, hominids, homo erectus, Homo flaccidus, Homo habilis, homo sapiens, human ancestors, human evolution, Neanderthals, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, PRIMATES, Rise, scientific research, species

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.

our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.

so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.

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SeaLionVsChimpzCraft

Animals, big, BIZARRE, chance, chimpanzees, encounter, Event, eXtraordinary, JUMPED, marine life, Nature, occurrence, Possibility, PRIMATES, sea lion, SeaLionVsChimpzCraft, unexpected, Unique, Wild, wildlife, world

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE THE WORLD IS SO BIG THAT THE CHANCES OF A SEA LION GETTING JUMPED BY CHIMPANZEES, OR SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY LIKE THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A POSSIBILITY.

WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND DROP RAINBOW BLOCKS, MAKING YOUR HOUSE LOOK LIKE A MAGICAL WONDERLAND.

ALSO, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR WHERE YOU CAN FIND A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM.

IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND UNEXPECTED TWISTS. YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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ZooHRPrimatesLOL

animal care, animal welfare, HR director, HR duties, HR management, HR responsibilities, primate behavior, primate care, primate enrichment, primate habitats, primate species, PRIMATES, wildlife management, Zoo, zoo administration, zoo employees, zoo operations, zoo organization, zoo staffing, ZooHRPrimatesLOL

so, like, imagine this, right? the director of HR at a zoo, like, has this secret life where he’s, like, in charge of a bunch of primates on this, like, totally insane Minecraft server!

you gotta join this server, man, because these primates are, like, super smart and they’ve built this whole crazy world with, like, banana trees and vine swings and stuff.

and get this, the director of HR is actually a monkey himself, but, like, he wears a suit and tie and pretends to be all professional and stuff. it’s, like, bananas, man!

so, if you wanna hang out with some cool primates and, like, swing from vines and stuff, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s, like, a jungle out there, but in Minecraft form!

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ChimpChat: Fast Conversations!

Animal Behavior, chimpanzees, ChimpChat, cognitive abilities, Communication, communication skills, Comparative Psychology, Conversation Patterns, Conversations, Evolution, Fast, Gestured Conversations, Gestures, Human Behavior, intelligence, Language, nonverbal communication, PRIMATES, research study, response time, Social Interaction, Turn-Taking

join dis minecraft server if u wanna talk to chimpanzees in fast-paced convos like humans do!!! our chimps have a response time of 120 milliseconds, just a lil slower than u!!! come chat with our chatty chimps and see if u can keep up with their banter!!! who knows, maybe u’ll learn some new slang or even teach them a thing or two!!! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to bond with our brainy buddies!!! join now and get ready to lol at the hilarious convos that will ensue!!! 🐵🤣🙊 #ChimpChat #BanterWithBuddies #MinecraftMadness

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WaitCraft SMP

adaptation, environmental factors, Evolution, evolution timeline, evolutionary biology, evolutionary changes, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, Galapagos birds, genetic variation, human development, human diet, human evolution, human evolution timeline, human history, human lifestyle, natural selection, PRIMATES, smp, species evolution, Survival of the Fittest, WaitCraft

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the evolution of players in real time! Watch as they go from noobs to pros in a matter of days, evolving their building skills and PvP strategies at an alarming rate. Who needs millions of years of evolution when you can see it happen right before your eyes on our server?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been secretly plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, their trading deals are out of this world (literally, they have connections with alien villagers).

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and witness the craziest evolution of players and villagers you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even evolve into a Minecraft god yourself.

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ChimpChatCraft

Analysis, Animal Behavior, Behavior, chimpanzees, ChimpChatCraft, Communication, Conversations, EAST AFRICA, Evolution, Gestures, humans, intelligence, Language, non verbal, PRIMATES, quick-fire, research, Similarities, Social, study, Wild

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got chimpanzees communicatin’ like humans up in dis bih! imagine talkin’ to a chimp while buildin’ ur epic castle, they be throwin’ gestures like nobody’s business. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft communication, fam. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda wildness anywhere else, so come join da fun and get ready for some serious monkey business! 🐒🤪 #chimpinainteasy #minecraftmadness

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CraftyPrimatePals

Behavior, Communication, CraftyPrimatePals, emotional expression, Empathy, Evolution, evolutionary psychology, facial communication, facial expressions, Facial expressivity, facial features, nonverbal cues, PRIMATES, social behavior, social bonding, Social Connections, social dynamics, social evolution, social groups, Social Relationships, social success

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a FACIALLY EXPRESSIVE PRIMATE and build ur own social group of cool monkeys. our server is the only place where u can swing from tree to tree with ur friends and show off ur best monkey faces. with our advanced facial expressivity technology, u can communicate with other players using only ur monkey expressions. join us now and become the most popular monkey in the jungle!

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MirrorCraft: PrimateVibes

adaptation, anthropology, Behavior, Bonding, cognition, Communication, Community, Evolution, Impact, IMPORTANCE, intelligence, invention, MIRROR, MirrorCraft, PRIMATES, PrimateVibes, Psychology, Reflection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social development, social grooming

so, like, imagine this server where you can, like, see yourself in a mirror in minecraft. like, whoa dude, that’s some next level stuff right there. you can, like, check yourself out before you go into battle with those creepers and skeletons. plus, like, mirrors are just super cool, man. you can practice your dance moves and make sure your armor is on point. so, like, join this server and be the coolest monkey in the jungle, cause mirrors are where it’s at, man.

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BrainCrafters: Size Doesn’t Matter!

Animal Behavior, Animals, Assumptions, BELIEF, brain development, brain size, BrainCrafters, CARNIVORES, cognitive abilities, doesnt, Evolution, humans, Mammals, matter, neuroscience, PRIMATES, research, rodents, Science, SIZE, size changes, species, study, trend

come join dis epic minecraft server where we defy all logic and reason just like how dem primates, rodents, and carnivores be doin’ with their brain size changes. forget what you thought you knew about big animals havin’ big brains, cuz on dis server, we be breakin’ all da rules!

we got crazy builds dat will blow yo mind, like a giant banana house for dem primates or a cheese castle for dem rodents. and don’t even get me started on da carnivores, they be runnin’ around chasin’ each other in a maze made entirely of meat!

so if you wanna be part of somethin’ truly wild and wacky, join dis server and let’s see just how big yo brain can get when you let go of all da old assumptions. trust me, it’s gonna be a brain-blastin’ good time!

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PrimateFaceDetectCraft

autism, brain circuit, brain function, Cognitive science, conditions, DETECTION, early childhood, faces, findings, Impaired, Implications, neuroscience, PrimateFaceDetectCraft, PRIMATES, recognition, recognize, research, scientists, sense, social cognition, Understanding

so, like, u know how u see faces n stuff? well, on this server, we got scientists who found a brain circuit in monkeys that can like, detect faces super fast. like, imagine u join the server and suddenly u can recognize faces in, like, a millisecond. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude. also, they say it could help with autism and stuff, so, like, join our server and become a face-detecting master. it’s gonna be wild, bro. come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

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MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

animal antics, Animal Behavior, Breakfast, breakfast time, Comical, cute animals, daily habits, euromonkeys, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, monkey business, MonkeyCraft, morning routine, PRIMATES, relatable memes, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral content

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, the Euromonkeys are in charge! These monkeys are always up to some crazy antics, like stealing all the players’ breakfast and causing chaos in the virtual world. But don’t worry, they’re also super friendly and love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join our server for a chance to interact with these mischievous Euromonkeys and see what kind of trouble they’ll get into next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new breakfast buddy! So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your snacks!

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GayCraft: Where Animals Do It Better

Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, Animals, biology, data collection, GayCraft, homosexual behavior, Homosexuality, Mammals, PRIMATES, research, same-sex sexual behavior, Scientific community, scientists, seldom published, sexual behavior, social norms, study, survey, under-reported, widely observed, zoology

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got animals doing some wild stuff that scientists ain’t even talking about! We got primates and other mammals getting down with their same-sex buddies like it’s nobody’s business. Join this server if you wanna witness some next level animal homosexual behavior that’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the animal kingdom. It’s a real jungle out here, so come on and see for yourself!

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ChimpCraft: Bark & Wood Medicine

Animal Behavior, Bark, behavioral evidence, Biodiversity, chimpanzees, ChimpCraft, conservation, dead wood, ethnomedicine, forest ecology, herbal medicine, holistic healing, medicinal benefits, medicinal plants, Medicine, natural remedies, pharmacological evidence, plant medicine, PRIMATES, traditional medicine, wild chimpanzees, wildlife, wood

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a chimp and eat bark and dead wood for medicinal effects! we got wild chimpanzees running around getting high on plants and doing crazy stuff. u never know what u gonna see on this server, it’s a jungle out there! so come swing on by and join the fun, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss!

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LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

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BritsCraft LOLz

British, british culture, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, British Monarchy, british slang, British society, British traditions, BritsCraft, Edition, lolz, monkey business, monkey see monkey do, monkeying about, monkeying around, monkeying around the clock, monkeying around the world, monkeying around town, monkeys, PRIMATES, uk

Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – monke edition! 🍌

Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms? Well, on our server, you can build a treehouse fit for a king of the jungle! Swing from vine to vine like Tarzan and show off your mad monkey skills.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret society of intelligent apes who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join forces with them to create the ultimate banana fortress and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your fruit.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Banana hidden deep within the jungle. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited bananas for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join monke edition today and go bananas in the craziest Minecraft server around! 🐒🍌

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Galantis server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, flexibility, freedom, Friendly, Galantis server, Gaming, Guidelines, Minecraft, multiplayer, no harm, ONLINE, Requests, respectful players, rules, Safe, Survival

24/7 online server, respectable players and there is flexibility in requests. In our server you’re free to do whatever you’d like but not allowed to harm others.

109.207.79.181

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Bloxville – Minecraft Server

asset repository, base64, Bloxville, dethtek.net, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, Fallout General, Minecraft, Modding Guides, MSPaintAdventures, new vegas, ocdonutsteels, Pre-War, protected downloads, rentry.org, resource documentation, Server, Wastelanders

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is like Fallout 4 on steroids! We’ve got resources that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level. Want to build a settlement that rivals Diamond City? We got you covered.

2. Ever wanted to experience the chaos of Fallout 76 in a blocky world? Look no further, because our server has resources that will make your head spin faster than a Deathclaw on Jet.

3. Feeling nostalgic for the good ol’ days of Fallout 1 and 2? We’ve got resources that will transport you back to those classic games, but with a Minecraft twist that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

4. Need some help modding Fallout 3 and New Vegas? Our modding guides are so comprehensive, they make the Brotherhood of Steel look like amateurs.

5. And if you’re into creating your own unique characters, check out our ocdonutsteels section. You’ll find the most ridiculous and hilarious OCs that will make you question your sanity (in a good way).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to use base64 to decode any protected downloads – we like to keep things interesting around here. And don’t forget to check out our OP Pasta for a good laugh before diving into the wasteland. Pre-War thread participants are especially welcome – let’s make Minecraft great again!

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One Piece Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, BETRAYAL, Bosses, Conflict, emotional turmoil, family, husband, kill, long tail, loyalty, Lucci, Manga, Minecraft, one piece, Piece, power struggle, Revenge, Secrets, smp, Thriller, whim

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join now and witness Lucci trying to navigate his way through a world where his bosses are out to get his husband. Will he be able to save him in time or will it be game over for their love story? Only one way to find out – join our server and see the chaos unfold! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this craziness? Don’t miss out on the most entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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FriendzCraft Minecraft Server

ambulance, Asshole, baby, brothers, Dark, Friends, FriendzCraft, good boys, Hostage, inner town, INSULTED, Minecraft, mum, out of it, pet names, pub, remote, Server, sister, sober up, suspicious, Water, Worried

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic actions and standing up for what’s right! Join us for epic adventures and crazy encounters like the one our player had in real life.

Imagine stumbling upon a group of sketchy players in the game, trying to drag someone away against their will. But fear not, because on our server, you can be the hero who saves the day! Use your torch to light up the situation and ask the tough questions, just like our player did in this wild story.

And who knows, maybe you’ll have to deal with angry moms and friends who don’t appreciate your heroic efforts. But hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server! So come join us and show off your bravery and quick thinking skills. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

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NoFugitiveNoFamilyHome

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, consequences, criminal activity, disowned, drug dealer, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Values, fugitive brother in law, moral dilemma, NoFugitiveNoFamilyHome, personal boundaries, personal safety, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, wanted felon

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the consequences of your actions, just like my wife’s little brother did for 6 years!

We promise insane adventures, like hiding wanted felons and getting disowned by your own family! Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Join now for a wild ride that will make you question your life choices!

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Trump’s Brain SMP meltdown – Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Brain, brain melting gibberish, child care, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, communication skills, current events, Journalism, leadership, media coverage, Meltdown, mental health, Minecraft, News, Politics, presidential speeches, public figure, public speaking, reddit, smp, speeches, trump, Trumps, Yesterday

Hey gamers of Reddit, ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the leader’s speeches are so nonsensical they make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Trump’s brain melting gibberish speeches are just the tip of the iceberg – we also have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (in a good way, of course). So come on down and join us for some chaotic fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief!

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PixelPurseCraft

alternative assets, asset management, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital economy, digital investments, digital ownership, digital tokens, digital transformation, digital wallets, Financial Security, financial technology, Investment, online transactions, PixelPurseCraft, real assets, traditional assets, virtual currency

Are you tired of the real world constantly letting you down? Do you wish you could escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle! Who needs real assets when you can have virtual ones that are way cooler?

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge brave souls to a duel.

So why settle for the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest fantasies? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off.

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CraftyRapePrankz

CraftyRapePrankz

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting drugged is your character with potions of swiftness and strength! we promise no one will be drugging you in real life like that crazy husband in the news. we are all about fun and games here, not creepy stuff like that.

our server is a safe haven for all players, where you can build your dream world without any worries. we have epic mini-games, insane challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you pee your pants (in a good way, of course).

so come on over and join us, where the only thing getting raped is the diamond ore by your pickaxe! trust us, you won’t regret it. just leave the drugging to the witches in the game, not your significant other.

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What is the IP for NotYourAverageFlight Minecraft Server?

Basketball, best build, compilations, education, family freindly, funny hilarious challenge, IRL sports content, madden 24, madden 24 ultimate team, madden24, Minecraft, MLB, Music, NBA 2k, nba 2k24, NBA 2K24 BEST BUILD CAREER, NBA 2K24 MY TEAM, NBA 2K24 ONLINE, NBA 2K24 TIPS, NBA 2K24 VC, nfl 2024, NotYourAverageFlight, RAGE, Server, sports

NotYourAverageFlight is a popular travel and lifestyle vlogger who takes viewers along on his adventures around the world. With a keen eye for discovering hidden gems and unique experiences, he provides an authentic and engaging perspective on travel. Through his videos, NotYourAverageFlight inspires and motivates others to explore new destinations and make the most out of their own travel experiences.

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CGCristi

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Multiplayer Economy Quests Minigames Creative mode Redstone Biomes Armor Weapons Villagers Enchanting Farming Building Exploration Dungeons Mods Commands Hardcore mode Adventure mode Stronghold, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The server is full of fun! Verified, best administration in this server, and many other cool things! Join now and be in the best respectful server! Tags: Crossplay, Survival mode, Vanilla, Family-friendly, PVP Version: 1.20.4

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