Welcome to Jade.
We’re your home with the Hardcore Factions and the PotPvP gamemode. We’d like you to join us for a fun experience.
IP: play.jademc.net Website: https://www.jademc.net Store: https://store.jademc.net Discord: https://jademc.net/discord
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But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!
Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself face-to-face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? As you explore the world, you stumble upon a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. How did they even get that many diamonds, you ask? Who knows, but it sure is shiny!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a group of villagers having a dance party in the middle of a lava pit. Don’t ask us how they’re not burning to a crisp, it’s just one of the many mysteries of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs Reddit when you’ve got a world full of giant chickens, diamond castles, and llama poker games?
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a herd of angry llamas with your trusty diamond sword, all while sipping on a virtual cup of English breakfast tea. And don’t forget to try our signature dish – the Australian kangaroo burger!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden recipe for crafting the ultimate taco sword. It’s time to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast your way to victory!
you think the Kremlin is crazy? wait till you see our players trying to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it’s like watching a bunch of monkeys trying to solve a Rubik’s cube, but way more entertaining.
we even have a secret faction of players who dress up as potatoes and roam the server causing chaos. it’s like a real-life potato revolution, but with less carbs.
so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away.
we got scientists workin round da clock to make sure yo character stays itch-free while u build dem epic structures and battle dem creepers. ain’t nothin gonna stop u from bein da ultimate minecraft boss on dis server, not even dem annoying mosquitoes.
so come on and join us, where da bugs don’t bite and da fun never stops. u won’t regret it, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.
