Minecraft Servers Updated November 18, 2024, 6:33 PM

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  • Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

    Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread
    Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

    Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

    Join us for epic adventures and wacky shenanigans that you won’t find anywhere else. Ever fought a dragon while riding a giant chicken? Well, you can do that here! Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt. Plus, our mods are like unicorns – magical, majestic, and occasionally fart rainbows (don’t ask how, it’s a server secret).

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft madness you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Uber Draw Server

    Crafty Uber Draw Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Battle of Assets Edition is in full swing! Join us for an epic adventure filled with crazy battles, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most coveted assets in all of Minecraft. From diamond swords that shoot lasers to armor made of pure obsidian, you’ll never run out of epic gear to show off to your friends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary clan of vtuber warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious assets. Join forces with them and embark on quests to defeat the evil mobs that threaten to steal all the loot.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake for days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the Battle of Assets Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anon’s Failed Minecraft Adventure

    Anon’s Failed Minecraft Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!

    Imagine a world where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows. On this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made out of diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild ocelots to even notice?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server today! Trust us, this was supposed to be you, Anon.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crazy Crafty Celts Server

    Crazy Crafty Celts Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got three in a row, baby! And guess what? Glasgow is green tonight, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Get the f*ck in here and let’s have a blast together! Who knows, you might even spot a leprechaun riding a unicorn while playing Minecraft. It’s that crazy on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLoser

    CraftyLoser
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

    Join us and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden potato that grants wishes! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain superpowers and be able to turn their enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists while dodging fireball-shooting skeletons. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Off” competitions where players have to build a castle using only pink wool and obsidian blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 20k Marketcap Minecraft Madness

    20k Marketcap Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of boring old memecoins that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our marketcap started at a measly 20k, but thanks to our Apu whales, it has skyrocketed to a whopping 440k! That’s right, we have whales named Apu making memecoins for us – how cool is that?

    Join our server and experience the thrill of trading memecoins while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure left behind by one of our mysterious whales. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on tg is popoeth and let the memecoin madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Robo’s Vanilla World: Where robots roam free and nobody needs a whitelist! Join now on Java and Bedrock! 1.20.4

    Robo’s Vanilla World: Where robots roam free and nobody needs a whitelist! Join now on Java and Bedrock! 1.20.4

    Robo’s World Minecraft Server

    Server Overview
    Welcome Message Welcome to Robo’s World! Join me in my Minecraft world for epic adventures.
    Server Launch 4pm CST on 5/15/2024
    Server Rules No stealing or griefing, 100% survival mode

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How long have you been playing Minecraft? I have been playing for 12 years.
    When does the server launch? The server launches at 4pm CST on 5/15/2024.
    Are my builds safe on the server? Yes, the world will never be reset, so your builds are safe.
    How can I join the server? Apply on discord: https://discord.gg/pS8dKy85CY

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Banter

    Crafty Banter
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

    Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and epic boss battles that will leave you questioning your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pain Palace: Where Detailed Torture Scenes Come to Life!

    Pixel Pain Palace: Where Detailed Torture Scenes Come to Life!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server offers the most epic and outrageous torture scenes that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

    Join us for a wild ride as we take you on a journey through multiple episodes of intense torture where you’ll have to escape from crazy traps, battle evil mobs, and outsmart devious puzzles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a twisted and thrilling adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • “The Stoned Golem — where even the blocks are high on life! 1.20.1 Semi-Vanilla fun with a community twist and VoicePlugin” (108 characters)

    “The Stoned Golem — where even the blocks are high on life! 1.20.1 Semi-Vanilla fun with a community twist and VoicePlugin” 

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    The Stone Golem SMP

    A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock

    Overview:

    Server Features Description
    Proximity Voice Chat Makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends
    Custom Cosmetic Items Large amount of custom cosmetics available
    Crates 4 always available crates and seasonal crates
    Claims Used to protect against griefing
    Toggleable PvP Option to turn PvP on or off
    Graves Receive 3 graves with a 24h timer on death
    Waystones Teleport to activated Waystones for faster travel

    IP & Links:

    IP: thestonedgolem.live

    Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

    Discord

    Dynmap

    FAQ:

    What to expect on The Stone Golem SMP?

    The server runs in Hard Mode and everything is free except for monetary gain through donations. There are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events.

    Can I toggle off features that alter the Vanilla experience?

    Yes, all features that add or take away from the Vanilla experience can be easily toggled off for those who prefer a fully Vanilla experience.

    How old is The Stone Golem SMP?

    The server is almost 3 years old and has never and will never reset.

    How can I gain access to Crate keys?

    You can get Crate keys by voting on the server.

    Is PvP optional on the server?

    Yes, there is a toggleable PvP option for players who enjoy PvP and those who do not.

    What is the punishment for deaths on the server?

    There are 3 graves with a 24-hour timer for each death, ensuring that there is a consequence without ruining the game experience.

    Are there ways to fast travel on the server?

    Yes, players can use Waystones to teleport to other activated Waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sleepless in Yurop: ‘/icy/ FRENS

    Sleepless in Yurop: ‘/icy/ FRENS
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a mansion made entirely out of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP arenas, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet.

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyFart

    CraftyFart
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Cinnamon flavored Migu! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Cinnamon flavored Migu, there lies a magical diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. These llamas are said to possess the power to grant wishes to any player who can best them in a dance-off. Will you be the one to out-shuffle these mystical creatures and claim your prize?

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night in the Nether realm. Get your glowsticks ready and prepare to boogie down with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Cinnamon flavored Migu. This mythical beast is said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can catch a glimpse of its shimmering fur.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Cinnamon flavored Migu today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what treasures and surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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